Saturday, 14 May 2011
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Another Dating Don't: Do You Think I Want A Cupcake?
Here’s another horrible dating story for you guys!I was at Fado Irish Pub for my birthday this year with my sisters and a few friends. It was great! Plenty of Guinness, good music and birthday cupcakes! I was with my sisters, a few friends, some girls from work and I invited, and Adam, an old fling that I was barely into anymore.
Once everyone was there including Adam, my sister got everyone together for a happy birthday toast and to handout the cupcakes. My sister was going around with the cupcakes and upon asking Adam if he would like a cupcake, he proceeded to lift up his shirt and say: Do you think I want a cupcake?
Given, Adam spent most of his afternoons at the gym and had a good-looking body, including a six-pack but seriously? Dude? To my sister? One of the most bone-headed things I’ve ever heard a guy do and say and that’s putting it politely.
Guys please, refrain from doing this or anything like this! It’s gross and uncalled for.
What are one of your dating don'ts? What's the most boneheaded thing a guy has done?
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Now that's just douchey.
A simple "no, thank you" would've been good enough. sheesh.
i think that's douchey too. i think i'd have smashed the thing in his face or the abs he showed off.
Am I the only one who would have laughed and handed him one??? haha
hrm. i took it as if he was saying he was too big and didnt need a cupcake cuz he was chubby. but ahhhhh. lol. i would have told him he needed one and laughed it off. a dating dont for me is when the guy is overly picky when out eating. bugs the hell out of me.
you're barely into him anymore yet you invited your old fling to your birthday party as eyecandy? I would've made him take his entire shirt off since he took a chance to show off his abs, and then he'll give a strip show as the guest chippendale if he doesn't want a cupcake
make the best out of the situation
what if he showed you instead
@PseudoEuphoric@xanga - haha every time i see someone driving like that, i wish they could stop so i could tell them no matter how fast they drive, my dick is still bigger. i'll get my chance someday :p by the way, being an a-hole gets better results than you think. though it takes a lot less energy to be nice :)
@PseudoEuphoric@xanga - My brother flashed his badge to a car that wanted to race us on the highway. Once the car saw the badge, they slowed down right away and we never saw them again. We got a good laugh out of it.
@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - That's totally what I would've done haha
At least the guy you invited to spend your birthday with you actually showed up. Every guy I've made birthday plans with in the past 4 years has either stood me up or backed out at the last second. Therefore, one of my dating don'ts: If you say you're gonna be somewhere, especially for a specific occasion, don't be an asshole and not show up.
A simple, "No, thank you," would have sufficed. Some people are just douchebags like that, and what the hell is he trying to prove or accomplish? "Oh, look at me and lust after me because I have pecs." Big f****** whoop. No one gives a shit... except, of course, him.
@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - lol, I would've done the same thing. xD
The most boneheaded thing a guy has done? In my case, lied about his age, his nationality, his past, his name, his job, to me and all our friends for TWO years. Yes, that was my life.
I take it his IQ is so low he can only express himself by showing people his muscles?
Men do a lot of boneheaded things, but nevertheless the boneheaded guys are more successful with women than the "smart" guys.
@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - You're not. I laughed too. Seems more funny rather than douchey like.
@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - Yeah, haha-- I was sitting here thinking: "hahahahaha... oh wait. No one's laughing."
i might remind everyone that this same tactic works preeeetty damn well for the situation, so...maybe it's time to stop judging. jus sayin.
@PseudoEuphoric@xanga - i didn't say it gets better results than being nice, just better results than you think being an a-hole gets. one of my best friends is nice and gets more pussy than anybody else i know. though he's also good-looking, which obviously helps.
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - that sounds absolutely horrible. 4 fing years?? usually when someone flakes on me twice (sometimes once) they drop to the bottom of my priority list.
@TheNotoriousGOD@xanga - Oh it's been an assortment of people - they just all have dropping me on my birthday in common, hah. I rarely give second chances anymore when people prove they're unreliable as well; I'd rather spend my time alone, being productive, than wasting it waiting around for someone.
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - yeah i gathered it was multiple people that have fucked you. that sucks. in fact, i was flaked on tonight, which is why i'm sitting on xanga on a saturday night. at least i save the 100 bucks i'd have otherwise blown on alcohol...
LOL that's hilarious.
at least he was being honest (:
I would have thought it was funny.
can you say douchey?
Leave me for another girl.
Prime example of how looks aren't everything.
wow, that was unnecessary.