Sunday, 08 May 2011
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Seven Breakup Haiku... For You!
... For when you've only got time for seventeen syllables! Feel free to use these breakup haiku to tell your lover IT'S OVER for any of the following reasons:
NOT MY JOB
Hand-holding is nice
But I don’t want to have to
I’m not your mother
CAN'T STAND YOUR VOICE
Eye enjoy your face
Sounds squeaky like a bath toy
Ear needs time apart
REFUSE TO SEE YOURSELF
Discussing others
You reveal your own patterns
But you remain blind
INSATIABLE
The way you eat food
Like the way you treat women
Race to devour
ME TIME
Sharing is caring
But too much is not caring
It's co-dependence
COULD BE RELATED
I liked you a lotTil that guy mistook us for
brother and sister
LONELY
Our bellies kiss well
But our minds are not friendly
The mind needs friends too
Can you think of another type of breakup that needs a haiku? Share your idea below and I'll try to make a haiku out of it!
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- About Me: I just moved to New York after studying and living abroad for five years in Canada, Europe and India. One amazing thing about being back in America: knowing EXACTLY how to say what you want to say, RIGHT when you want to say it. English makes dating a lot easier.
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Comments (9)
lol, There was actually a guy I tried dating for a couple of weeks that I could apply the "Can't Stand Your Voice" haiku to. These made me smile.
How about the guy who's all about himself and never about you?
@Wait_by_Moonlight@xanga - thats like my guy friend... all he does is show off his artwork to girls and talk about himself and what he likes, im just like -sigh- -_-
poetically heeelarious!
"Technical Difficulties"
Way too much Zelda.
I thought I was your princess....
Call me from Hyrule?
^_^
@ljk8675309@xanga - oh, I've seen how that one goes.......stay away from that princess, she'll cause you nothing but troubles! And big ones, too!!
@ljk8675309@xanga - Lol that's pretty clever.
you're funny and cute
and you have a great hiney
but you kinda smell
My boyfriend likes to write to me in haiku. Hopefully seeing this entry isn't some sorta sign..