Saturday, 07 May 2011

  • The Oddest Way I Picked Up a Guy


    Everything about this pick-up was off: the timing, the topic of conversation, and the method of exchanging phone numbers.

    It was 9am on a weekday and I was scouting the campus parking lot for an available space.  I'd found one just beyond the border of Alaska when another car pulled up next to mine. He was cute. I was gathering my things when I noticed he was waving at me to roll down my window - which I did, doubting that I would get into any danger on school grounds (no matter how lazy the security guards were).

    “I wouldn’t park there,” he said. “See, that’s right under the light pole and a lot of birds sit at the top.”

    Gasp! Pigeon poop on my hood. I moved my car a couple spaces down in no-man's-land, got out of car, and thanked him for the tip. He didn't have to save me from a poop-covered car, I thought as I walked to class. I sat through my lecture thinking about how I should repay the favor instead of political science. Maybe a cup of coffee. But it would be nearly impossible to find him in a school of 10,000 students.

    By the end of class I'd thought of something funny that I had the courage to actually do. I walked back to my car and found his still there, so I took out a Post-it and wrote: “hope this is better than bird poop on your car,” with my number and snapped it under his wiper. 

    He called to say it was the most original way a girl had ever given him her number. Even though it was a bust in the romance department, I'll always have the story.

    What's the strangest way you've been picked up? Done the picking up?

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