Wednesday, 13 April 2011

• How to Pick Up Women Like a Douche

  
  Basically, what it boils down to is that these guys are confident and funny, even if they're using potty/3rd grade humor and are dressed like Amy Winehouse's wardrobe simultaneously puked and took a shit on a hippie. They've been rejected plenty of times I'm sure, but the point of the video is to show that if you keep trying, you'll eventually get numbers and get better at the "cold approach" which should make it increasingly easier to talk to women.

  If you want to get rid of the approach anxiety, this is a good way to do it. Just completely forget about everything you've ever thought about women, and go in not giving a fuck. Just approach girls and start talking about anything that comes to mind. You don't have to be as ridiculous as the guys in the video, but the idea is to get better at your delivery and the execution.

  "Hey, excuse me. Let me ask you something. I've been digging through my closet and after cleaning it out of my porno collection and three other shirts, I decided to wear this one. Do you think it's flattering on me, or does it make me look too fat? Be honest."

  Bam, easy conversation starter.

  "Oh hi, I noticed you as you walked by and thought you were very pretty. My name's so-and-so, nice to meet you *hug*. Oh, that wasn't a hug by the way, I was actually patting you down to make sure you weren't carrying any weapons or illegal substances. I've been the victim of rape in the past, so I'm wary of women, but you had a decent look about you so I took the risk."

  Another conversation starter. You can come up with these all day, it's easy. Work on some lines and practice them, it'll help you approach women without worrying about what you're going to say. If it doesn't work out, so what. Try another girl. No one will have 100% success, let alone 50% so don't get yourself down about it.

  Always remember to ask her questions about herself, because women will normally like to talk about what they do for a living among other things.

  This type of information has been spread to death, but it's great advice for those of you who have trouble with the approach. Make a game out of it, have fun. However, don't toy around with a woman or become disrespectful if you have the intention of actually following through after landing phone numbers. Dating and relationships are on a whole different level if you're not just trying to get laid.

  This is simply about approaching women, and it's one of the hardest parts about meeting girls. Once you get a number or even set up a date, be confident in who you are as a person, and act on it. If you feel like your life is "too boring," go out and do things. Experience life. You'll not only build stories to tell, but you'll better yourself on the way.

  It's all about what you're trying to get out of it, but always remember: Respect yourself. Use the knowledge to your advantage, but don't manipulate or trick others.

  For further viewing, here are more videos from the same series:

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  Asian Penis Pickup

  Sincerely,
  Nuñez Love Doctor.

  Certified with a PhD in Balancing Assholes and Nice Guys.

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