Friday, 01 April 2011
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GUYS! Listen up?
This is a list of things "experts" advise single men to do on the dating scene. Some of it may seem useful and others are questionable.- Remember, guys: Women with high interest levels don’t break dates.
- It’s important to remember that orgasms are reached through both physical and mental stimulation.
- In other words, you must learn to become the kind of man who's the "selector," running the game and calling the shots.
- Basically, pretend that you've known the woman you're approaching for 20 years, and that you're already bored with her, before she even opens her mouth.
- Immediately tease her about her shoes, if she flubs a word, whatever. Bust her balls for it.
- Pretend that you're tired of resisting her.
- Make sure that you give her absolutely no compliments of any kind.
- I want you to stop buying her dinners and gifts, and start being cocky to bust her balls.
- I want you to take control in every situation and set the agenda for what's going to happen between you.
- Never ask a girl what’s bothering her. When you have to do that, it means you’re finished.
What do you think? Guys, would you take this advice?
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Comments (27)
This is horrible advice....april fools perhaps?
This might work to attract and keep insecure women, but more confident girls won't take that for long.
I just literally lol'd at 'bust her balls'. Hm, I'm easily entertained.
But this is advice really is shit.
Sorry. As a guy, we still have common sense snobbish know what makes us look more of an ass
These "experts" must advise not getting laid, 'cause that's what this routine'll get you.
Where did you get this info? Most of it is rubbish...however some is true:
2. True but it's mostly mental.
3. True the man should call the shots - but not in a controlling way, as a leader.
5. Teaser her - sure! I tease them all the time in a light hearted manner.
8. Buy her stuff - first few times meeting her - drinks only. Won't buy her a meal until after sex. During a relationship, doesn't matter
10. Asking her what's bothering her will blow most guys out - Girls always have something to complain about, so it's pointless to do this - who wants to hear whining? :)
This isn't real advice... c'mon now people. It's humor.
(I hope.)
#5 is an immediate dealbreaker
nobody teases my beloved shoes
Pick-up artist 101.
Any guy using that advice will find himself perpetually single chasing after his own tail.
Sarcasm x_X''
I can't tell whether or not this post is serious. The first two items are okay... The rest of it boggled my mind.
EHHHHH?!
april fools?
@looleeann@xanga - It's probably not. It is April Fool's btw.
You could play a game called just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels. Plus, tip always counts. Or, a little ouch ouch, you're on my hair. Even a midnight rape fantasy here and there. There are just so many options. I don't know if you'll have enough time.
I did this on my date last night...forgetting that it was April 1st...I ended up losing a great girl. Thanks
Its all about being exciting and displaying at least an illusion of confidence. You don't even have to be an arsehole about it, as this typical 'how to be a cad' pick-up tutorial suggests.
I don't know why everyone complain this don't work, it does as illogical as it seems
only thing is number 8, you also have to be FUNNY too.
number 6, reverse role play is always fun!
Good Post!
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http://www.shoes4world.com/
1. True...usually
2. True
3. Why all this emphasis on who calls the shots? I thought a relationship was supposed to be a partnership. Total turn off for me.
4. Actually, a guy who acts bored with me is NOT going to win my heart. I've fallen for a lot of men for a lot of reasons, but in a lot of the situations, at least one of them was that he acted like he thought my jokes were funny, but wasn't over the top about it.
5. SOME light-hearted teasing is fun, if you have the right personality to get away with it. But "busting her balls" for something is a bit over the top. And in case you didn't know, we don't HAVE balls, and if we did, we wouldn't want them busted.
6. Hmmm..... not sure what to think of that one!
7. No, no, and NO! Just don't OVERDO the compliments.
8. Actually, I'd like it if a guy bought me dinner...IF I was already interested. But even then, I want to pay sometimes.
9.No, please don't! Take control SOMETIMES, but sometimes I want to, too. I don't want a totally passive role.
10. Really? If I'm honestly upset, I like to know my guy noticed!
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i've always believed very strongly in #1. i also love how mostly everyone here has shit on said advice, when in reality, the reason it sells is that it works.
@AsylumBlue - you're one of like, 5 people on datingish who have any credibility in my book. when are you writing your next post?
This is friggin' fantastic.
this is bullshit that people who have NO IDEA what it means to be a "great" guy advicer about dating "rules of do's and don'ts." Guys who behave like THIS probably ends up becoming bitter and full of hot air, until they find a super insecure girl who will actually bend backwards to please the jerk who made her feel unwanted in the first place.
puh-lease.
I think these experts must be my brothers friends.
Losers.