Thursday, 31 March 2011
How to meet a man: “Say ‘Excuse me, but my psychiatrist just told me I’m oversexed, and I feel I have to talk to someone.”
Genius! Why didn’t I think of that one? It’s so subtle.
How to be sexy though flat-chested: “White cotton Girl-Scout undies may suffice for the lady who’s lavishly stacked (after all, she knows she’s sexy, no matter what!), but a flat-chested girl should spend a fortune on outrageous lingerie!”
Thank heaven for Victoria's Secret! Now I'll finally be able to land a man!
Kissing: “Try putting a finger into his mouth while you kiss, and tickle his tongue with it.”
Yes. My finger in his mouth will have him yearning for me.
The sensuous woman: “Give yourself thought to learning to be an expert fake yourself. There are three good reasons for it: (1) You make him happy; (2) A happy lover comes back again, and the next time you will probably be wild with passion and can hardly wait to make love; (3) Sometimes, if you are a really proficient actress, you fake yourself right into a real orgasm.”
Cosmo had it all figured out.What's some crazy dating advice you've been given?