Thursday, 31 March 2011
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Flashback! Cosmopolitan's Dating Advice from the 70's
Ancient dating advice can only lead us in a better direction after reading it. This should be interesting.1979
How to meet a man: “Say ‘Excuse me, but my psychiatrist just told me I’m oversexed, and I feel I have to talk to someone.”
Genius! Why didn’t I think of that one? It’s so subtle.
1979
How to be sexy though flat-chested: “White cotton Girl-Scout undies may suffice for the lady who’s lavishly stacked (after all, she knows she’s sexy, no matter what!), but a flat-chested girl should spend a fortune on outrageous lingerie!”
Thank heaven for Victoria's Secret! Now I'll finally be able to land a man!
1970
Kissing: “Try putting a finger into his mouth while you kiss, and tickle his tongue with it.”
Yes. My finger in his mouth will have him yearning for me.
1970The sensuous woman: “Give yourself thought to learning to be an expert fake yourself. There are three good reasons for it: (1) You make him happy; (2) A happy lover comes back again, and the next time you will probably be wild with passion and can hardly wait to make love; (3) Sometimes, if you are a really proficient actress, you fake yourself right into a real orgasm.”
Cosmo had it all figured out.
What's some crazy dating advice you've been given?
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Comments (25)
"Sometimes, if you are a really proficient actress, you fake yourself right into a real orgasm.”
LMAO!!!!
So uh, tickle his tongue with my finger? Sounds hot... *sarcasm*
bahahahaahahahahahaah!
Guess I should go buy some nice lingerie then!
Wow >.>
WTF LOL
what the hell? lmaooo
LMFAO this was too funny.
More excuses to spend money on lingerie. ;]
Haha wow. The tickle his tongue with my finger thing made me laugh.
Cosmo hasn't really changed at all. There's a reason it's called the SINGLE girls' Bible! Hah!
love cosmo. very funny!
hahahahhahahahaha
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http://www.shoes4world.com/
bahaha genius!! I mean, why didn't I think of that??
"Try putting a finger into his mouth while you kiss, and tickle his tongue with it.” HAHAHAHAHA
loving that guy's shirt, too. gotta get my boyfriend one of those.
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http://www.legendstrade.com/
Oh dear lord.
"Have unprotected sex!" and say hello to STDs. Those magazines are just about giving you sex fantasies. It's not a good or bad thing, just to use one's own judgement while reading it. Have fun!
LOL.
... wow
I so want to try the finger in the mouth thing just to see what my husband has to say about it now
i am just so tired of magazines aimed at women. its like they think we are eternally 8 years old
this is gold. Where did you find it?
LOOOL.
I actually agree with 1970's advice, aha.
"fake it till you make it" (;