Wednesday, 23 February 2011

• I'd Rather, Uh, Be With Myself Than Date Women

  

  Sometimes masturbating is just better than dating and relationships these days. Meeting a woman's approval with affection, emotion, support, manners, the way we dress, the way our apartments look, does he have to much hair on his body? is he going bald? Is his penis the right size? Long, chubby, thick, good enough! Does it fit in our vagina just right because "my vagina's special and it's better than any other woman's I hope he knows how to use it"?

   

  Come on! I can't believe the question would even pop into your mind why men don't want to deal with you outside sex at least sometimes. Of course! You're going to be the one to say well, "women are so very different" I will give you a smidgen different and that's all I'll give you.
   
  I'm going to be that little masculine side of you that shows you your wrongful attitudes towards men. It's 2011 and we are in turmoil with our economy, but a lot of women won't go out with a man unless he has plenty money to spend. Beautiful, drop dead gorgeous women won't date a man unless he is making at least $60,000 on average and that's a stretch.

  This doesn't include him having the whole physical, mental, and emotional package. So that's out for me, can't speak about anyone else. Wait, I just spoke in error, I forgot the economic turmoil thing I said at the top of the paragraph; most ALL women are in the category of what drop dead gorgeous women are in. Life isn't easy for a woman, but it surely isn't easy for an average man to find a woman that can be open to not just all the good qualities physically, mentally, and emotionally but also financially; if he has a job and is trying what's the problem? Stop acting like we are the problem with relationships, stop applying so much pressure on us, many of you are a pain in the ass. Lower the bar a bit in general we are humans in OUR minds and bodies not in yours, most men can't meet all of your needs at once, you have too many. I promise you ladies you lower the bar you will be less aggravated.
  
  Until then I might masturbate more than give YOU consideration of a shot at a date or relationship. Should I send you my resume with all my information? I will just in case. I'll even add a penis shot if you wanna see but, hey that will be the last of 10,000 pages. 90% of which are survey questions written by you.

  AM I WRONG?

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