Sunday, 13 February 2011
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5 Tips for Avoiding Regretful Valentine's Day Hookups
As Valentine's Day approaches, it's so easy to think about hooking up with that wrong person. You know who I'm talking about: the crush, the former hook-up, the single ex, the man-whore down the street, the friend who likes you, etc.
While it's definitely tempting, is it worth it? Will you be OK with it the next day? If so, go for it. But if not, try these tips to discourage yourself from reaching out to that certain someone when all the love in the air is clouding your better judgment.
* Plan a girl's night for Singles Awareness Day (formerly known as Valentine's Day). Watch all those sappy movies that he wouldn't appreciate anyway.
* Eat garlic and onion. A hook-up won't appreciate the taste of it on your tongue. Just remember to not brush if you know you'll run into the guy.
* Don't shave. This may sound gross, but you're less likely to hook up when you're hairy.
* Don't dress sexily if you're going to see him. Yeah, you want him to know what he's missing. But if you keep putting your honey out there, the bees will swarm.
* Get off of Facebook, Twitter, or any other site that you can use to see what he's doing. If he's free, you may take advantage.What are some of your tips to avoid hook-ups that could go wrong?
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I say you live for the day.
You're not going to remember valentines day 2011 if you stay at home and get plenty of sleep.Hookup or no hookup, I always do what I feel like doing.Don't be a dumbass that has a desperate hook-up. Works for me like a charm every time.
1. stop caring about valentines day
2. stop caring about valentines day
3. stop caring about valentines day
...seeing a pattern yet?
Valentine's Day is overrated. And chocolates make you FAT.
Don't care about Valentine's day. And just do what you normally do on Monday..it's just another day frankly to me. And I have a bf.
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1) Stop caring about Valentine's day.
2) Have some self control.
And I completely agree with most of the rest of the comments - I realize that valentines day is simply an excuse to perhaps flirt extra with someone, but it shouldn't be such a fuss.
People should learn to appreciate others and "hook up" with others (with common sense in mind, of course) no matter what the day is :)I didn't realize people especially had regretful hook-ups on Valentine's Day...
I have an exam 8AM on Tuesday so I'll be pretty busy studying. That's a good way to avoid a hook-up. :)
2 Tips for Avoiding Regretful Valentine's Day Hookups
1. Use self-control
2. Have some self-respect
1. Get black out drunk. 2. Proceed to seizer on top of her for a total of five to ten minutes, until you either A. Get that warm and fuzzy "I think I'm going to vomit" feeling; or B. Somehow realize that you are in fact black out drunk and nothing short of Jenna Jameson and Megan Fox double teaming you, will get you to finish. Thus, ruining the only reason for said hook-up to have ever taken place. 3. Pass out. 4. Come to hours later, with a mild headache and no recollection of any of the previous taking place, let alone any regrets. 5. Bask in another real and important holiday well spent. All is well that ends well. Or you could just get a hooker, which would automatically cut out that nagging middle man of regret, shame, and unwanted post-coitus company; because after all that is what you're paying for.
I think if valentine's day was eliminated, people would have twice as much fun on their anniversaries.
how about not being a whore and have some self respect and control? Thats always nice.....
I say, stop attaching so much significance to the phoniest holiday ever devised by shrewd advertisement executives and don't think being alone on Valentine's Day (or V.D. if you prefer, which also stands for "venereal disease"; how romantic) is some kind of catastrophe or crime.
i honestly didnt even know this happened. i mean, its a MONDAY NIGHT. lol.
but i can see how it'd happen. funny how something meant to be beautiful just possesses some people whatever.
Just say "no"
Stay home and watch porn.
do hw and study
Over dose on pills and sleep the whole day and night away. haha
massively overrated !
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@individually_surveys@xanga - Holy shit. What the FUCK is self control? You mean you don't have to fuck every person you see and you don't have to be so desperate?
I think whatever genius marketing agency that made this holiday up was super clever by naming it Valentine's Day.... most people get VDs from this day. SO.FUCKING.SMART.
lol pretty good advice. anyway i saw this cool post with cities in the US with weird names like Hell for Certain and Valentine. thought i'd share it http://bit.ly/eB0nwE
I'm going out to dinner with my best friend for a girls evening. Should be fun.
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - My thoughts exactly