Friday, 17 December 2010
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FML Friday! The Finals Edition Part 2
For those of you still fighting the good academic fight, here is an extra long installment of FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
We here at Datingish want to supply you with the most awful relationship-centric entries we can find. Because it's always nice to know someone's life sucks worse than yours.
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
1. Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
2. Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
3. Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean.FML
4. Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML
5. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
6. Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
7. Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML
Ouch, which one is the worst?
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Comments (18)
Hahah. Number 7!
7 is a sign of bad things to come. 5 could be funny depending on the couple
Number five wins my vote for best. Hilarious!
Ouch. 1 is pretty mean. 7 really, really sucks.
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#1 is just cruel. I hate when people manipulate & take advantage of peoples affections.
The girl in #3 should come out & talk to the parents...in Korean. You should never underestimate people. I love it when someone tries to talk about me in Spanish not knowing I know it. I'm not fluent but I get the gist of it, so I know when someone is trying to be slick. Besides, it's rude to talk amongst yourselves in another language when there's other people around. In my job, you can get fired for that, even if you do it in english in front of the patient & ignore them.
These are all terrible :( 1 is really, really mean. And 3 is terrible terrible terrible.
I would think either 2 or 3 haha!
6 is pretty gross. The rest are just hilarious. To number 3, I would've spoken back, "I know what you're saying, and I'm sorry I'm not a doll." 1 is something I'd do to a family member, 2 is pretty desperate. 4 is super gross and creepy (ties with 6), 5 is funny, but still kinda WTF? 7 is just sad.
4 is creepy.
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - number 1 is cruel. And you're right. It's wrong to talk like that in front of people. Assuming that they don't understand you.
Oh god I think 3 is the worst Dx
Number 5 is definitely my fave.
Number 1 and 3 are the worst.
You can't feel too bad for number 7. I mean, she did just get an awesome orgasm.
Number 1 is just horrible. And number 5 was hilarious....
5 isn't bad. That shit is just funny. Can't take sex too seriously, honestly.
#5 & #7 = hahahahahaah.
5 LOL!