Thursday, 09 December 2010
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What Would Your Dating Label Say?
There's no way of truly knowing what someone is like until you actually get to know them. Oh sure, they might seem really nice, but what if they're addicted to Hannah Montana? What if they have a shrunken head collection? All of these things could be figured out with...a dating label!
I used to joke to my friend that if she had one, it would say "Caution: Is Really Pretty and Awesome, but Also Known to Tear Men Apart."
Sometimes, there are those people we wish we hadn't wasted the effort on to get to know, or wasted time going on a date just to find out that the person has absolutely nothing in common with you. A dating label could actually skip a couple steps in the process of finding someone. You could find out if that guy down the street really does love puppies, or if that girl does know what the hell is going on in football.
Do you think you would come with a dating label? What would it say?
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Oh, mine would be WAY too long. I might have like 10 dating labels if I were single. *Thank God Im not.
"Warning: The following has been rated NC-18 for sexually explicit acts, crude language, and sarcasm. No one under 18 permitted."
Warning: Has nerdy tendencies, and is an avid gamer so do not underestimate. Full of surprises and might cause heartbreak. Handle with care.
you got mine .. :
"Caution: Is Really Pretty and Awesome, but Also Known to Tear Men Apart."
lol!
Caution: although the contents of this package are, in fact, female, they have a right hook that will rock your world.
Caution: don't judge this book by it's cover, may be cute and trendy but may be caught watching Saturday morning cartoons that consist of Dragonball Z and other various nerdy animes. If you cannot handle watching Disney movies, walk away now, she'll sing every song in every one...
Caution: May contain surprises
Caution: Comes with a large number of male friends who know every little detail about her. Also gets bored easily and has a tendency to not commit!
When I was single, my brother used to (younger) used to tell his buddies who had crushes on me that I should have this sign over my head:"Keep out of Reach of Children, Might cause heart break, financial damage and insomnia"
AHAHAHAHAHAH
My brother is 4 yrs younger than I am, so his friends ARE children per se.
Caution: Does not put up with bullshit of any nature
Warning : Will blow every possible label out of the water. Have a great day.
No, seriously. I can't have a label because I'm so impossibly difficult, yet easy going, yet angry, yet awesome, yet kind and so on and so forth. xD
Warning: This one is far nerdier than her outward appearance may suggest.
Everyone is always shocked when they find out I watch Dr. Who, anime, and Star Trek, and that I read comic books and sci-fi novels for fun. I'm a model...I guess most models don't do those sorts of things? Haha.
Mine would say. "Not available."
Not sure if one label could really define me, but to simplify it to the core...Caution: Contents may be calm, but under pressure may explode. Handle with care. :)
caution: over-reacts when feeling vulnerable
caution: will bust the windows out your car. lol
caution: loves hard, breaks easily; will do anything for the person she loves. handle with care....please?
Caution: Gets upset easily and lets her emotions get to the best of her. Choose your words wisely.
omg i totally have an addiction to hannah montana.. its not that bad is it? im 18 and started watching it when it was released so i kinda went thru my teen years with it...
lol its not like i make anyone watch it with me, its just my guilty pleasue XD
Caution: Fragile, easily broken
"if you touch my cookies, I will punch you in the face!"
oh man. hahaha my boyfriend has actually told me jokingly before that i shouldve come with a warning sign.
mine would prob read "caution: pretty and awesome but also insanely fucked up and often a lot to handle. proceed if you dare"
"Hi. I'm Ben. I'm Asian. Me love you long time."
"Chilled on the Outside, Crazy on the Inside"
ooooooooooooooops.
Caution: You are forewarned. You are playing with fire. And this one has
fangs!