If I had a boyfriend...
1. I get to dress him up however I want. No, I'm joking. Then again, I could pick out nice clothes for him. Blues are never really "ugly" on decent-looking boys. I prefer the dark blues to navy blues.. Pastels would work too, but NO WAY will I allow to wear sky blue tops with LIGHT denim jeans.. It's too monochromatic, if you ask me. Baby blue, okay enough.
2. Cuddle time! At the end of horribly TIRING days, hugs would take all the stress away. Of course, there's that "walk me home" effect. He'd walk me to the elevator, and it would be a Rihanna "Hate How Much I Love You" montage. Wouldn't that be nice?
3. He'd introduce me to his friends. Heaven knows how much I LOVE meeting people. Provided, of course, that they're of unquestionable moral background, ethical conviction and sound disposition.
4. There'd be sweet talk. I dream of the day when I'd be asked, "Corine, may boyfriend ka na?" (Corine, do you have a boyfriend?"), and I, pretending to be shy, would coquettishly say, "Medyo..." (Sort of...) OOOHHH! The thrill of mystery. I'd love to give indirect questions about things like that. It makes conversations so much more interesting.
5. We'd be partners in crime. I'd love somebody who would be very supportive of my (future) endeavors. The DSC (Dentistry Student Council) can use a little bit of romantic thrill once in a while, right? HAHA!
6. If he cheats... Well, let's just say that he wouldn't even dare.
...As of the moment, I honestly have NO suitors. The ones that I used to have are the same ones whom I have successfully driven away. I really hope they never come back. They don't really have my best interest at heart. They just want a sunny sugarplum baby to make things more interesting for them. What happens when I need the sunshine?. Do I get all rainfall? Sometimes, relationships, even before they start, are unfair.
They say that a step away from the wrong guy, is a step closer to the next guy. Such a cliche for me to be saying this, but I really am waiting for the right one to come along, and of course, never leave.
By the way, for photo #6 "cheating", a STUNT EGG was used. May he rest in pieces.
All images are by yours truly, Corine Honrado!
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Comments (85)
Hahahah, I love the cheating picture. This was cute.
eggs = people. automatic like :)
lmao. I loved it, cleaver:)
cuute :)
This is quite cute lol
There are good things and bad things about having a boyfriends. Pros and cons to this. More pros though I think.
This was precious. :)
this is kind of psycho . . .
awww this is sooo cute!
haha! stunt egg picture was awesome!
Lol, this was awesome. Props to you.
Loved the stunt egg.
@xnotxbeautifulx@xanga - Agreed. The concept is cute, though.
Err, am I the only one who finds this just a LITTLE creepy? :-/
1. He's a big boy. You should let him dress however he wants to dress even if it don't match. You could make suggestions though.
6. If only.. that was true.
lol cute, but good luck honey
aww, you dressed them up lol
Those pictures are adorable! SO creative. And relationships aren't perfect so things won't always be as you plan (you probably know that though.)
@PseudoEuphoric@xanga - haha, thank god it wasn't just me. I honestly find the whole idea a little bizarre.
@individually_surveys@xanga - absolutely not @xnotxbeautifulx@xanga - my thoughts exactly
hmmmm....I wonder why the other ones were driven away???
Are you kidding? This is...not funny?
@Wicked__Good@xanga - ah, thank God it wasn't just me! I find it really quite disturbing :-
@atl_luv@xanga - exactly.
Sounds really manipulative to me. If you find a guy worth dating, are clothes really that important? Especially the colour?! I understand if he wears nothing but sweats and you have to help him dress up for something fancy, but that's about it.
Let's work on getting you a boyfriend who finds your creepiness attractive/tolerable first!
@atl_luv@xanga - lol win.