Friday, 19 November 2010
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If Men Are Like Dogs, Then Women Are Like Cats
I heard this analogy from my company first sergeant. He was fond of giving us life lessons during our liberty briefs, and after reading this post I remembered one of his funnier spiels.Women are like cats and not dogs.
Dogs are simple, obedient creatures. If you see a dog doing something wrong and scold him, he will not do it again. Dogs can be trained and become loyal companions.
Cats on the other hand, you can never trust. You cannot teach a cat to do tricks the same way you can a dog. Cats do not have the same obedience, and they do as they please. Sure you can gain a cat's favor by giving it food or something, but that affection is very short-lived. Cats are only out for themselves. As the first sergeant said, you can catch a cat sitting on a window ledge and throw it down nine times telling it not to go back up there. As soon as you turn your back, what does that cat do? Hops back up for the tenth time. Why? Because you can't trust cats. They do what they want. And women are like cats; wine them, dine them, turn your back and they're off doing whatever. Beware of women.
Alternatively, a drill instructor from boot camp had this to say about women: "You can spend money on dinner, a movie, flowers and everything else only to wind up with a kiss and blue balls." Or you could invest in a prostitute and get laid for sure. Prostitutes are really just social workers doing guys a favor.
Gotta love military philosophy.
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Mmm, gotta love those gender stereotypes. [/sarcasm]
@steph - what would we do without them? /end sarcasm
who hurt you so much and made you say something this silly. i hate this post because you made cats sound really bad.
I've been called a giraffe more times than a dog.
@katethoughts@xanga - WordsandThoughts wrote a post on men being like dogs. After that, comes this.
For a second, I thought this was SlackerSociety's post. He wrote about the self-indulgent, vain nature of a cat, too. Haha!
Women don't piss on your stuff out of spite, though, like cats do.
not all women are like that, but someones a bit ignorant?
Some people are great and some people aren't. Let's keep it at that.
Wow, how bad have you been burned? Thanks for stereotyping us women and saying we are all like cats. And now we know why you'll never find a decent one.
@TakingxOverxMe@xanga - Actually, one of my old roommate's cat pissed on another roommate's closet full of clothes. About $500 worth. So, yes. Yes, they do. Because that roommate decided to throw a shoe at it to make it shut up.
I actually feel more bad for cats then women in this post. Though it really just sounds like a humor-type thing in regards to the "Men are like dogs" post so I'm not going to take it very seriously. But honestly the six cats I've owned in my lifetime have shown me more uncondtional love and affection then most girlfriends I've had. Sad, but very true.
@laytexduckie@xanga - Haha, okay. NORMAL women don't do that. =P
I should clarify that no, I've never been burned, I don't stereotype all women, and I love kittens. But not cats. Well, not fat ones
@TakingxOverxMe@xanga - Touche. Hahaha.
"Alternatively, a drill instructor from boot camp had this to say about
women: "You can spend money on dinner, a movie, flowers and everything
else only to wind up with a kiss and blue balls." Or you could invest in
a prostitute and get laid for sure."
Or you could invest in a nice fun evening, and get free sex too, if there's mutual attraction.
I fucking hate cats.
I agree with this post. Women are annoying as a whole (but I guess it's not their fault). I've seen too many of my guy friends get burned by their girlfriends. However, I like cats a lot, lol.
this is really insulting because not every single woman in the world is like a cat and vice versa with males
oooh my god, as always, here come the thousand comments saying that you're an a-hole. people need to learn how to laugh.
This could of been funny if it were written in a lighter mood. This seems angry to me. At least the one about men being dogs was not in an insulting tone. Jeez.
I don't even think guys are like dogs because they do not learn when you scold them, and they are very hard to teach.
because cat women aren't circus freaks for men to train and control
they have a spunky attitude, so their freedom and independence won't be restrained, but respected
they can be loyal just the same and find their way home if they don't feel threatened or used. if they like you, they'll meow and cuddle with you. if they sense that you have ulterior motives, they'll scratch and gouge your eyes out as self defense. cats aren't easy to catch but control freaks still want to put them on a leash. they wish
guys are slaves to their penises doing prostitutes a favor by handing over their paycheck for sex
@npr32486@xanga - but fat cats are so funny looking!
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - poor things. how would you like it if you were fat and someone said that about you?! Garfield and Heathcliff are going to be giving you a call in the morning miss
@TheNotoriousGOD@xanga - haha i'm starting to get used to it.
@xjadersx@xanga - it was a lot funnier when it was told to us =(