Most of the time when guys send a "booty text" they do so in a seemingly innocent "let's hang out" kind of way. But I've gotten some quite interesting ones in the last year...
There are the occasional "I want you right now" or "I want to see you right now" texts--more forward than the hang out type, but still could be confused for regular texts. And the "Where are you?" texts. Sent at 2am.
I've also gotten a "I can't help it that I'm sexually attracted to you" text after telling a certain guy that no I was not going to sleep with him.
Then there's the ones that say "Come over." Also sent at late hours of the night.
But the award goes to "I need to HUWU--for my birthday." It took me a few minutes and clarification from friends to decipher this one. At first I thought it meant he wanted to hang out with me. Or hug me, how cute.
But the minute my friends read the text they burst out laughing and said it means hook up!
His chances (not like they were very high before) are now zero. Not to mention I barely know the guy. Who abbreviates that? Better yet, who says that?
What are the most creative, nonchalant or just plain weirdest booty texts you have received?
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plain: like you said, "come over" in the wee hours of the night, "come over and watch a movie".
etc: "come over and cuddle."
NO. THANK U. lol
there's this one guy that i'm sort of seeing, we always text back and forth dirty things all the time but nothing ever really happens.
I don't give my number to guys that I barely know and am not attracted to, so I don't get these texts often. the ones I got weren't creative, just straight to the point and involves f-words.
I used to send the text, "I'm bored" to one of my guy friends as code for a booty call. I prefer booty texts to be straightforward... so I can say yes or no depending on my mood.
If I sent booty texts to anyone in my various groups of friends, it'd probably be the death knell of my reputation.
i've gotten all of those, except the last one. also just a simple "dtf"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck" is my personal favorite.
i thought it said hug u tooo. lol. hahah
Never gotten one...maybe that says something about me.
Can't say I've ever gotten a booty call...er...text...
shouldn't that be "cum over"?
I'm pretty sure that if I got a text saying "Wanna cuddle?", I'd go, thinking that we were actually going to cuddle -_-
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - same here.. I don't give my number to guys who I don't know well enough and/or stupid enough to send me booty call txts @ 2am. I'd contemplate f*cking them, just not in the way they would have hoped.
One of my friends thought up one. My personal favorite:
"Hey, wanna come over? You know, hang out, watch a movie, have sex, order pizza. There's pizza involved~" XD
Never heard of HUWU either. I was like, "WTF is that?" Lol. Who the hell abbreviates it?!
The ones I got were:
"Let's hang out."
"Come over and watch a movie."
..and "Are you asleep? I'm at xxx's house."
@ccccourage@xanga - bahahahhahahahaa. :)
I've been a booty call for a guy for about a year and a half now. We are both in points in our life where we don't want a relationship, but every once we can have our piece of ass and cuddle time. Although a lot of our conversations to see each other start with a normal "we havent talked in forever" sometimes we'll get creative.
One time I had to pick up something from his house after we said when I'd come over (unsure if Id just stop by or what) I asked "Should I wear some sexy underwear and a cute bellybutton ring?"
If one of us does really well on an exam or paper, its usual "heyy just got an A.. think I deserve something extra special"
I havent seen him in a while though, so last time we were catching up I was telling him everything about my boring work/school filled life, he responded "fun stuff. not as fun as having sex though." where it continued from there.
Booty calls can be fun and creative!! :)
@ccccourage@xanga - Oh I am so using that in the future hah!
Never had them. I'm not a booty call. I'm only in relationships.
This guy that I used to know texted me when I was out of the city to ask if I wanted to come over and just make out. He told me later to give him a break because he was drunk. Respect= non-existent now, oddly enough.
The tackiest one i got was "I wanna get my dick wet"
also sent past 1 am, not really something that turns a gal on.@yurmumsavich -- omg eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
i don't get these sorts of texts from people, but my friends and i send them jokingly during the day, not at night like "i need a dirty hump!!"
Hmmm, the guy I am currently 'seeing' so to speak has a few classic liners:
"Wanna come over for some play play?""I miss your boobs""I miss your BJ's"and the typical "Wanna fuck?"
All of which are sent around 4am.
@turn0ff_theshyness_820@xanga - LOL. That is the cheesiest load of crap I have ever heard.
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