Wednesday, 10 November 2010

• 3 of the Funniest Fake Online Dating Sites

  

  Yes, yes, Match.com commercial. We get it. 1 in 5 relationships start online now. Yes, it's crystal clear. Everyone is flocking to the interweb to make a lurve connection.

  But, let's get real: sometimes, even if everyone's doing it, mocking it can be pretty funny.

  Here are 3 fake sites that take the popular world of online dating and apply it to... well... the less than normal. Take a look!

  3. Zombie Harmony (check it out here) 

   

  

  The tagline says it all: Because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely. With tantalizing dating user options like Need2Feed and Hungry Barbara, there is an undead, brain eating miscreant for all tastes.

  2. Marry An Ugly Millionaire (Check it out here)

  

  Are you a gold digger with a taste for money and well... that's about it? Then this online dating agency for less than attractive rich boys is for you! Look at some of those scrumptious options above. I mean, seriously, who WOULDN'T want to suck that orange-wigged nose for a few milli?

  1. Mail Order Husbands (check it out here)

  

  Ok, so this one doesn't have as funny a title as the sites before it. But let me tell you, you are going to fall out of your chair laughing at the insane... I mean... amazing profiles this site has to offer. Don't have time for that whole getting to know you, falling in love with you, building a solid relationship BS? Ready to just jump into a serious marriage with a man you barely know? Well, welcome to your personal paradise. There's even a compatibility test to see which of these eligible bachelors are your perfect match. Sorry, ladies, I call dibs on Earl.

  Have any of you found success with online dating? Would you find sites like these hilarious or offensive?

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