"You have a Snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable."Snuggies hit America in 2008 like a ton of bricks, and unfortunately they aren't going away anytime soon. They are meant to be a means of keeping warm
while keeping your hands free, so you can talk on the phone/drink a martini/hold your baby/dance on your couch without having to compromise warmth! How convenient!
But if you thought that the Snuggie's use was limited, oh man were you wrong. Introducing: "
The Snuggie Sutra", a combination of Kama Sutra and Snuggies (that combination seems so obvious, why didn't I think of that?!).
It showcases different sex positions, each with their own funny name and description, utilizing the Snuggie in some way. Not only that, but you can purchase "
The Snuggie Sutra Book", which includes 100 positions--85 of which never viewed online!
The next time you and your significant other are doing the dirty, you should try out some of these hot moves: The Charlie Sheen, The Matador, and The Mel Gibson, to name a few. Here's my personal favorite: The Parachute.
What's your favorite Snuggie Sutra position from the website? Would you try these moves out?
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Comments (20)
hahah this is funny :)
Too bad I don't own a snuggie.. or a boyfriend, at the moment.
Humorous.
It's pretty funny. I can't imagine having sex while having something so thick and heavy on top of us though. I probably would pass out.
omg that is so adorable, id feel like fluffy sexy penguin ha
The fuck of it is that someone thought this was necessary. This means one of two things:
1) They aren't getting laid because they're wearing a snuggie. So they decided to think of the many different ways in which they could get laid if someone could only ignore how much of a tool they look while wearing it.
2) There was a weird demand for it.
You know someone's going to try these. Somehow I don't think it's porno material.
Fun times. I don't have a Snuggie, but I have a Slanket. Hm, the possibilities.
there are three snuggies in my house...ooooh the possibilities...haha snuggie sex X) that amuses me. i don't really see why you would need it though because you would create enough body heat to stay warm. i guess for fun then.
@Nevermore_Nightmare@xanga - snuggie orgy!!!
I don't own a snuggie...
@burn_journal@xanga - O_O oh god. that would be way too intense
haha.
Oh wow. yay for snnuggies!!
only if i were high haha..
hahaha! the last one!
LMAO HAHAHAH. I don't have a snuggie... and I don't think I want one... :P
I honestly want a snuggie now.
LMFAO!
LMAO, the parachute...
My SO got me a snuggie....I thought it was sort of a joke...
...hmm
i think i just peed myself from reading this..
holy shit.. this post is awesome..