Wednesday, 03 November 2010

  • You Want My Number? Um... Ok...


    Have you ever given out a fake number?

    I did today for the first time. I just blurted it out.

    Here's what happened...

     

     

    Today I was a jumble of mess and excitement and forgot to make my lunch. I had to buy food at school, so Carl's it was. Some guy starts making casual conversation and honestly, I had no idea why he started talking to me. But I smiled and nodded and was polite. I walk away to put my wallet in my bag that is at the table I plan to sit at and come back to get my food. He leaves and I think nothing of it. Heck, I didn't even notice he left.

    UNTIL, I turn to go toward my table and he just so happens to sit at the table right beside mine. All I could think was, "No, ugh, noooo." I walk to my table making no eye contact whatsoever, then walk away to "look" at other things hoping he'd get the hint that maybe I don't want to talk. Finally I return to my table feeling all the less comfortable and I bust out my laptop hoping to watch some Hulu, what I'd been looking forward to all of class. Laptop= a big fat DO NOT DISTURB in college. Apparently, not to all people.

    He asks me how my burger is, which is still in the bag that I have clearly not opened yet. I say good and keep quiet. THEN!, and I thought this only happened in movies, he says something along the lines of "I'll keep you company" and moves over to my table UNINVITED! The LAST thing I want today is to be hit on. (It's my 3 year anniversary with my boyfriend. Who wants to be hit on on such a special day?)

    So he's making casual conversation and I say I have a boyfriend. Not as blatantly upfront like I usually do but it is said and now SHOULD be understood that this is a no-soliciting-zone. Dude does not take a hint.

    Not only is he not taking a hint but I have to sit through this bullshit story about how he, "Was a model. You know my friend told me to try out and I was like, nahh, I won't make it but I did so ......" (granted he is not cute and definitely not model type) and he, "Got a new cell. Damn, I don't remember the number and my phone is dead. I wish I could remember it so I could give you my number." Not falling for it buddy.

    And I didn't. I did not give him my number even though he continued to bring this up literally FIVE times in the conversation.

    Finally, it hits me. What's the fastest way to get this guy outta here? As I'm thinking this, he is still talking and I catch him staring at my boobs. Douche. I say "You know, I have a mid-term to study for" and of course, he gets THAT hint. He asks for my number and I give him the first one off the top of my head, my boyfriend's (sorry). fake email too.

    I felt like a bitch but I felt even more stupid that I couldn't just man up and say GTFO!

    Have you ever given out a fake number to a creepy guy? What would you have done in this situation?

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