Sunday, 24 October 2010
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Woah There! Touching Yourself? Lock the Damn Door Next Time!
My close friend group consists of eight or nine (I don’t count…) squirrely video-game playing nerds who spend ridiculous amounts of time on their computers. Yet somehow, even though they rarely leave their internet caves, they always seem to make my daily adventures just a tad more hilarious.
Now, the story I’m about to share is one of awkward hilarity (my specialty). Really, I’m surprised that it hasn’t happened sooner, since I generally enter rooms by just walkin’ the hell on in without knocking, like I own the damn place.
The other day, I was struttin’ up to my friend’s door. I turned the ancient handle (gently, so that it wouldn’t fall off… their house is like 583 years old), and swung the door open, prepared to exclaim, “DUDE, I WANT TO WATCH MEN IN BLACK RIGHT THIS SECOND!” What came out, however was the ever-so-articulate, “DU—OOAAHHH uuhh ahahaha I’ll uhh… I’ll come back.”
Immediately as I entered the room, you see, I noticed a rather graphic porn video playing on his computer, as he hunched over in front of it. When I came in, he paused the video with lightning-speed and turned, toward me (just his face, not his nether regions) with a face of complete disapproval. Essentially, his face looked exactly like this emoticon: “>:(.”
Funnily enough, he wasn’t embarrassed, just pissed that his precious him-time was interrupted. I received a text about a minute later (when I was already regaling the tale to my friend Mike) that read, “Well, guess THAT’S over with…”
Hopefully from now on, he’ll know to lock his door when he’s doin’ his thing.
Have any of you guys gotten walked in on while doing your business? If so, was it MORTIFYING?!
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I've been walked in on, and I've done the walking in. Both were hilarious. :) You just gotta laugh it off.
Lmfao. I've been walked in on, but I've never walked in on anybody. It was funny when it happened to me. Lol.
Not so much as mortifying as it is annoying. I mean it's hard to get back to concentrating on the business after such an event.
i'm super legit, i close and lock my door even when i know no one's home or will be home anytime soon, just in case haha. never walked in on anyone, and never been walked in on. thank god, both would be awkward.
i don't take forever, though. i guess some people like to stretch it out, but i need no more than like, ten, MAYBE fifteen minutes haha.
I've never been walked in on doing my business, but I did get walked in on TWICE when I lost my virginity. LOL.
Of course we both thought the door was locked but his frat brother knocked, "Can I come in?"
Boyfriend Nick: NO!
Frat brother. *walks in* Shit, dude. Sorry. You should lock your door.
Me. HE SAID NOT TO COME IN! T_T
Nick locks door. *so he thinks*
5 minutes later.
Fraternity Pledge: *barges in* Dude, this is awesome! You have to check--Oh shit! Sorry, dude!
Locks door for sure this time. Hangs tie on doorknob.
What a piece of shit door.
And of course, the person who originally walked in on us had to send a mass email to the entire frat:
Brothers! Nick has now lost his virginity!
No, I wasn't mortified, lol.
You should learn to knock!
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - LOL that sucks! Hope you got that door fixed!
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - hahahahahaha!!!!
Locked doors give something away >_>
Never really had anything like this happen to me. I only masturbate when everyone is sleeping and I always knock. I've been walked in on while trying to have sex. Luckily I still had my shirt on.
UH NOPE. I would be mortified if someone walked in while i was having fun with myself..
I've never walked in on anyone, nor have I been walked in on.. but I'm sure I'd just laugh it off.
I've only ever been nearly-walked-in-on once, at my first college. My roommate came back from a canceled class to a locked door and goes "Hey buddy... you masturbating in there?"
Me: "Er, no... well, yeah."
Mortifying for a split second but it went away pretty fast.
I've walked in on my BROTHER. Thankfully, everything was dark except for his computer screen which is at an angle that you can't see from the door. I only knew what was going on because of his reaction.
Yeahhh, I've been walked in on...but it wasn't a big deal really. Everyone needs some time to themselves ;]
I lock the door after walking in on my parents.
I wasn't walked in on but disrupted when my friends made a surprise visit to my place, so they kept ringing the doorbell while knocking on the door and calling my phone at the same time demanding that I open the door because they knew I was home since the lights were on and the car was in the parking lot. I ignored them until I was done
they can wait
then I finally opened the door and they asked me what took so long, which I told them that I was in the shower and I didn't hear them
I don't masturbate. So I don't have to worry about this. And no one ever comes upstairs anyway to my room.
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - I would have been mortified. But at the same time it's funny. As another xangan said I hope that door is fixed. That has never once happened to me and hope it never will. I think I would go jump in the ocean and die if it did (I live next to it). Or move change names, complete makeover. Lol Jk.
@WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga - OMG... My ex-boyfriend did that, and so decided to avoid them at all costs and avoid hearing their names too. A friend asked "Where's Angie?" (his mom) he wen't into a convulsion of horrifying memories. Lol. From that we knew what happened. Lol.
ive been walked in on, i wasnt embarased ( its hard to embarise me)
he was taken aback, he was like
him: woah dude lock your door next time
me: i would if it had a lock
him: um
me: well what are you waiting for
him: uh, um
me: get out or take a photo
and well, he kinda did lol, next day i found out he was gay, so thats a plus for me hehe
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - hahahahhaha
Nope, but when I was seventeen, my then-boyfriend's dad walked in on him going down on me. Even when I see him now (four years later) he can't look me in the eye, hahah.
I wasn't particularly embarrassed, it was just awkward.
I walked in on my ex's brother watching lesbian porn and wanking off to it, very awkward but very hilarious at the same time
My friend was walked in on by her roommate twice because the girl doesn't like to lock her doors! hahaha~ But she seems fine with it, so I guess it's not as mortifying as you'd think?
(I'd be so mortified, I'd probably die of a heart attack. hahah!)