Saturday, 16 October 2010

  • Yep. This is a Show About Magical Strippers. Aaaannd It's a Real Show...


    What can defeat evil with silky, gyrating hips and cartoon bosoms? That’s right: MAGICAL ANIME STRIPPERS!

    Ah the Japanese have done it again. Usually, Japanese shows that air on American television aren't THIS terrifying, but because of shows like Inuyasha (really? A sexy dog demon? All right whatever I totally loved that show...), or, well, all Japanese shows, we've come to expect the ridiculous.

    I mean, come on. Their episode titles are like "Run In The Afterlife Goku, The One Million Mile Snake Way!" That's like the longest episode title. Ever.

    Anyway, this show is taking the natural Japanese "we're basically the future so deal with it" mentality a tad too far. The scariest thing is that IT'S A REAL THING.

    Why it's absolutely crazy:

    1. Did that magical Anime stripper just take off her panties and then use them as a weapon? Yes. And the other one's stockings did in fact just turn into a katana.

    2. The video didn't mention that they have a pimp named garterbelt. He's a giant black man.

    3. This is going to be shown TO CHILDREN. And that cartoon stripper just fondled her vagina and boobies all soft-like. Just because it's a cartoon doesn't make that any less overtly sexual. And I grew up in a place where people were naked all the time, but they weren't fondling themselves (well sometimes gross drunk old men did in the park...).

    4. The shows animation flip-flops between super anime and Fairly Odd Parents art style.

    5. The villain in this episode looks like the Acid Rain monster from Ferngully.

    6. IT IS A SHOW. ABOUT MAGICAL ANIME STRIPPERS. WHO ARE ALSO ANGELS.

    What?!

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