Saturday, 09 October 2010
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Dang Girl, Your Breath!
I like to keep a nice supply of mints on me. You never know who you’ll encounter, so it’s important that breath is fresh. Seeing how I was running low on my favorite brand, I decided to make a stop on the way home, to stock up.
I pick up a couple of bags and I head to check out. That’s when I notice that the cashier is a cutie. By nature, I’m a bit flirtatious, but before I even have the chance to put on that ole’ B. Miller charm, she says “Hi sir, were you able to find everything you needed today?”
As soon as she said “hi," I got a whiff of her breath and almost passed out!
This girls breath was beyond kickin’. It was just stank!
I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she hadn’t eaten all day and it was the sourness of her stomach coming up out of her mouth. Maybe she has gum disease. Maybe she hadn’t brushed her teeth in over a month.
Whatever it was, her breath was K-I-C-K-I-N!
I simply paid for my stuff and kept it moving. The ironic thing about the whole situation was that I was the one who went in there to stock up on breath mints, and she was the one with the kickin’ breath.
Has something like this ever happened to you? What bad first impressions have kept you from flirting?
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OMFG A RANDOM GIRL SOMEWHERE HAS BAD BREATH. HOLY FUCK WHY ISN'T THIS ALL OVER THE NEWS RIGHT NOW? AHHHH!!!!! DO YOU HAVE A DESCRIPTION? A PICTURE? WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT. SHOOT ON SIGHT PEOPLE. SHOOT TO KILL!
@quasarglow@xanga - LMFAO
@quasarglow@xanga - LMAO
Dude, how close were you to her anyhow? Even being a cashier..I'm never that close to anyone to the point that they could smell my breath..
lol. poor thing.
I never really realized how unhygienic my first boyfriend was until I dated a guy who is cleaner than I am. My first boyfriend had bad breath every once in a while, because he'd be too lazy to brush his teeth. If I complained, he'd tell me he would go eat something so the stink wasn't as perceptible.
Somehow I accepted this, but the last guy I dated literally brushed his teeth after every single meal because he felt gross if he didn't. Omg his breath was SO GOOD it actually made me horny several times during the relationship.
Now bad breath at any time is just unacceptable to me.
@Hinase@xanga - That's just it, I wasn't THAT close. So for me to get a wiff of her breath from where I was standing just goes to show you how fowl it was. LOL!
@WhenAManLoves@xanga - Wow..I don't even think my breath gets THAT bad. Wow, I feel sorry for you lol
a big no no would be if they're holding a big knife
bad breath is really gross.
sock and sandals lol.
Her breath is probably good when she's not at work. It is kind of awkward popping some tic tacs in between customers.
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Ahaha! That's unfortunate. Have you heard of GloZell? Go on youtube and look her up. She has a song called Is That Your Breath or Did You Just Fart? Maybe you can sing this to the girl next time you stop in to buy some mints....
Good oral hygiene..floss brush regularly, dentist every 6 months. Morning tongue scraper. Gargle with oral rinse/Listerine.. Spouse had bad breath..now he has fresh breath. End of story.
Christy
my old roomie had breath that smells like poo. i hateeeeeeed talking to her haha.
this girl i used to be friends with had absolutely terribl breath, and she just smelled bad in general, which i don't understand because she always made it a point to be very presentable. i could never get too close to her...
You should have offered her one of you many mints.
@my_horizon@xanga - I know exactly what you mean! My ex rarely brushed his teeth. He'd even try to use mouthwash instead, but his breath was so bad at times, even that didn't cover up the smell. And when I'd point it out, and refuse to get near him or kiss him, he'd just keep doing it.
New guy is a germaphobe. It's a little intimidating because now I'm overly worried about my own breath and teeth, but I love it. He brushes all the time and uses mouthwash on TOP of brushing, not instead of it. His breath has never ONCE smelled even the slightest bit bad, and that's even after I've made some garlicky foods for dinner! lol Definitely FAR more attractive this way! lol