Friday, 27 August 2010
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A Verse Or Two: She's Got A Smelly One
Hot and heavy, here we goIt's time to travel down below
Unzip her zipper, pants come down
I'm about to go to town
But wait a second, what's that smell
Ahhh, what the fuck? It's foul as hell
I'm on the verge of passing out
Cause you smell like a fucking trout
I'm sorry, but I do believe
Your kitty needs some Summers Eve
Fabreeze that shit, or better still
Just take a bath in Massengill.
It burns my nose, but I suppose
If you sprayed it with a fire hose
Or scrubbed it hard with Mr. Clean
You might just tame that wolverine.
So in summation, here's the deal
Your snatch smells like a baby seal
And I'm afraid I gotta run
Cause girl, you've got a smelly one.
Feel free to provide your thoughts in verse!
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Comments (81)
Haha! I love it.
Umm..okay? lol
Not impressed
@SisterMom1954@xanga - Thank you.
thats funny
@amateurprose@xanga - You have to understand I am most likely your Mom's age or older and well many things I read i find well not appropriate... and I am sorry for my rudeness that also was not appropriate
@SisterMom1954@xanga - I totally understand.
Haha, that is quite funny.
sorry, i have to say
your balls are not nice to smell
pee and sweat
what a bad combination they make
if u don't like my smell
that's ok
but be aware
it's still nicer than urs
which by the way
smells fishy too
if my snatch "smells like a baby seal"
urs smells like a white shark's butt
i think i should run too
@SisterMom1954@xanga - If you don't believe they are appropriate, then why read them? Yes you have the right to, but come on... it's 2010! Even my mom talks filthy.... and I think it's funny as hell!
@baby seal - Nicely done!
@baby seal - Do dicks really smell like fish? I had no idea. I wonder why you never hear about that?
@MichMassGurl88@xanga - Thanks. Im glad you liked it.
Every feminist bone in my body is trying not to laugh, but I couldn't help myself.
Still yet, male parts smell way worse than any vagina I've ever smelled (and that's a good number). Every vagina smells unique to its owner, and unless there's something wrong going on down there it shouldn't be like...upsetting, haha.
Balls however...UGH, I'd take a nasty twat over stanky balls any day.
@amateurprose@xanga - i have no idea either but men sure don't clean up after they do #1, so if u mix pee and sweat...
i
just think it's not nice down there either, and i hate how men poke fun
at women because of that, no matter how much a woman bathes it will
always smell because it's the vagina ph that gives off the smell,
vaginas are self cleansing. penises are not
@CommunismIsForLovers@xanga@baby seal - - Well this is becoming a rather educational experience for me. I was not aware that "smelly dicks and balls" were a problem.
I will say this; I have encountered many vagina's in my day and most of them have been a pleasure to work with. The "smelly vagina" is rare. At least in my experience. I have found that most girls keep a pretty clean shop.
hahaha this just gets funnier the more times i read it
@amateurprose@xanga - it's not i just wanted to reply too. i mean, some are clean, some are not, it applies to both. it's just that the "women's intimates smell like fish" is getting to me.
@baby seal - I get where you're coming from. I guess If I were a girl I might get tired of hearing that too.
eww. them nasty bitches
and their tuna fishes
mine smells like sweet peaches
you'll be sucking on it like leeches
don't expect me to blow you
if your dick stank like dog poo
it makes me vomit
scrub that dirty penis with Comet!!
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Beautiful ; )
@MichMassGurl88@xanga - I didn't read it all... and I am very careful about what I say and write...
After the first verse I started laughing my ass off. I mean, we can't help it, and guys... smell too. We just try not to say anything....
But mannnn this is hilarious. Good work
Excellent. But I'm a little sad that you didn't spell Febreze correctly. Was that because of copyright laws?
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - AWESOME.
omg. I love it.