Thursday, 26 August 2010
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Because Dudes Aren't The Only People Who Get Bored While Driving
You can bet the Ohio cop who pulled over a woman for illegally tinted windows was more than a little surprised to find her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap.According to Cincinnati.com, the woman told the cop "she was using the toy while watching a sex video on a laptop computer that a passenger in the front seat held up so she could see it."
Oh. Well that makes all the difference in the world.
The cop charged her for "driving with inappropriate alertness" and the tinted windows.
Lame sauce. Look, man-- when you've got the urge, you've got the urge.
But seriously? Home girl, why didn't you put your love toy in the glove box?
Were you surprised at the charges? What do you think about the situation?
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Comments (26)
Can't she just wait till she gets home? Seriously..these are reasons why accidents happen on the road..because they are impaired and not paying attention.
I'll bet it was just a dare.
Some people need to add a little excitement because the lovin' at home ain't enough.
what i'm wondering is why shes having a passenger hold up her laptop and playing with herself when there's company....
HAHA!! "Driving with inappropriate alertness!" Oh man, top drawer, top drawer... Good find :)
Not surprised. Come on (no pun intended), if you're driving and you're about to go to town (another pun not intended), you can cause a severe accident.
haha thats funny.
but its not surprising that she got that kind of charge. that could cause a serious accident.i bet it was awkward for the cop haha.@XoAsianBabioX@xanga - That's what I was wondering too. Just get the passenger to do it for you...or not at all.
Guess he couldn't charge her with inappropriate conduct since her windows were tinted?
That's hilarious.
But I think she shoulda saved it for home. This kind of crap causes accidents!!!!!!
well, it was either sex toy and laptop porn or talk on cell phone while playing texas hold'em strip poker while bored in the car.
Actually, Miami has a huge problem with guys jerking off while driving. Or driving with their little man out period.
the girl sounds like more than a bit of an idiot.
huh....well that's at least an interesting story. I guess when you gotta come, you gotta come (ha! see what I did there?) But seriously, why was she playing with herself with a friend in the passenger side, watching. That's more than a little awkward.
sick and wrong
It's probably a regular occurance. Why else would she have illegally tinted windows? Haha.
not surprise at all.
imagine she got a big O and caused a crash...what do you tell the other party/insurance company hahaha
bahah! I'm from Cincinnati ohio and found this hilarious. But the Pure romance parties I have been to always joke about "if your stuck in traffic, bored why not?" haha Crazy to think she actually did this.
vibrating panties?
That's just strange.
@XoAsianBabioX@xanga - She must be so comfortable with her sexuality... that she even shows it when there's company haha.
I'm not surprised that she did it while driving, I'm just surprised that she actually asked her passenger to assist her..
I wasn't surprised until I read the part about the passenger. That makes it even more hilarious. What exactly did the passenger do in that situation? What would you say to a cop if you were...helping(?)...someone with that? lmao
No. I wouldn't want to be on the road with someone who was masturbating. Seems like she wouldn't be paying enough attention to the road. If she wants to pull over and park the car where it won't be in anyone's way, that's fine. But I highly doubt most people can do anything sexual AND drive safely at the same time. They'd either be too focused on the sex to drive safely or they'd be too focused on the driving to enjoy the sex.
weird and dangerous while driving. i agree with the charges