Monday, 09 August 2010
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A Fantasy: Sex in a Cemetery
Just because I haven’t done the deed doesn’t mean I don’t think about it. I’ve been graced with an overactive imagination and I have been using it – to which I blame my current hormonal imbalance. Sure there are the typical fantasies – sex on the beach, sex in a pool/hot tub and et cetera.
A recent fantasy of mine is that I want to do it in a cemetery - shut up, this has never occurred to you? Just to clarify, I’m not into necrophilia, like the prince from Snow White. (Yeah, why did he stop and kiss a dead girl anyways?) Whatever, to each their own - this fantasy is not quite as morbid as it seems.
I’m aware that there will be a lot of dead bodies present; but they’re six feet under. (Sometimes it’s the people who are alive that scare me more.) Sex is as natural as death. That’s a scary comparison - but it's true, and I’m embracing it. I have no intent to disrespect the dead or anything of that kind.
I’m not suggesting doing the nasty on the ground because; well, that is just plain nasty. The germophobe in me would never go through with it. So in my head, conveniently there is a wooden bench. Or maybe I’ll bring a blanket; I’ll figure it out when the time comes.
The sky is clear, the moon is out and there are a dozen stars shining. We are enveloped by nothing but silence and darkness. There isn’t a living soul beyond us. We are completely at one with nature, engaging in the most natural act possible. The night’s agenda will be dedicated to carnal desire, primal lust and raw sex. The dusk will reek of fornication and empty (not bad) consciences. (Slightly ripped off from Alan Moore.)
Everything around us is dead, only we are alive. There is some kind of cathartic release in this knowledge. I’m able to feel and experience. There is comfort in knowing that the moment is shared and nobody could ever take it away from me.
*shrugs* Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find some guy to indulge me in this, ha.
Where’s the strangest place you want to have sex?
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Comments (44)
Kinda creepy...kinda appealing!
because you are scared.
I'm okay with it as long as you don't wake the dead.
two asian girls summoning Mothra=okay
one asian girl summoning the zombie apacolypse=not okay. :P
Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in Before Sunrise <3
I thought about sex in a cemetery or a haunted house.
Ha, that would be terrifying! Haven't you seen the movie, Grave Dancers? They just danced on the grave, and the dead were not pleased.. I wonder what they would do if you have sex?..
I don't think I could have sex in a cemetary. But I guess whatever works for you.
wow seriously? that's like doing it in your parents' bed or your 5 year old brother's bed... but whatever floats your boat...
Sheit...that is sooo traditional. How about sex in a morgue or in the autopsy room with a newly admited patient?
whoa, that's creepy! if you want to be alone but in nature, why don't you have sex in the wood?
...what happened to using the bed?
I seriously don't get stuff like this, like sex in cars or cemeteries and stuff.
I've been to a cemetery and some of the tombstones have pictures of the dead people on them, so it is like they are staring at you and your partner while you're getting freaky. no privacy at all! lol I think the thrill of public sex is that there are possibly alive people watching. I never had the cemetery fantasy. I don't think it counts unless you do it on the grass near tombstones instead of on the bench.
@tendollar4ways@xanga - That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard.
i gotta say - you make it sound pretty cool. :D
Well, I did it in a car at a cemetery. Then after we were like... why didnt we just do it outside? lol
I lost my virginity in a graveyard.... Wasn't all that exciting, and i had grass clippings stuck to my ass all night.
There is hardly anything I haven't done in a cemetery. And the ground there is no more or less germy than anyplace else, or are you just a germaphobe in general?
My fave fantasy is to do it atop one of those weird stone spires that you see in the Roadrunner/Coyote cartoons, up above the desert with sky all around.
>.> well how about a halloween themed hotel
i just came home from watching charlie st cloud.
he had sex in a cemetary.
i think that's kinda gross and possibly sacreligious.
there's gotta be better places to have sex than on top of a bunch of dead people.
Kinamorata, putting the *fun* in funeral. :)
@tendollar4ways@xanga - With a newly admitted patient present, or actually *with* a newly admitted patient? o.o
@TheSutraDude@xanga - hahaha
I did that on my birthday a few years ago. It was quiet, perfect weather, completely dark so the stars were clearly visible.
I'll stick to a bedroom.
That is so creepy.
no sex in public places for me