1)
Thou shalt not go commando in high school gym class. This will inevitably be result in thine being pantsed and subsequently humiliated in front of the cute freckled boy who was watching you stretch.
2)
Thou shalt not go commando in a skirt if its hem falls above the knee. This will surely result in a Britney Spears-esque accidental flashing scenario that results in your being nicknamed “beaver” by your peers. If thou art unsure of thine skirts possibly too short hemline, thou shalt bend over in front of a mirror or in front of a trusted friend, and see if thine nethers peek out.
3)
Thou shalt not go commando while expecting a visit from Auntie Flow. No one likes a stained petticoat!
4)
If going commando daily, thou shalt wash thine pantaloons extremely frequently. 5)
Thou shalt always go commando at night. Give thine whispering eye a chance to bask in the freedom of a panty-less home!
6)
Thou shalt appreciate the health benefits of an underwear-free bottom: thou art less likely to get various types of common female infections while going commando (if, of course, thou adheres’t to commandment four).
7)
Thou shalt trim or shave thy lady hair whilst going commando, lest thou catch a tuft of hair in thine zipper and have the female version of a Something About Mary moment. (Caveat: directly after shaving, avoid going commando for a day or so—sensitive skin tends to itch at this point in time, and said angry skin will become even angrier if rubbed up against jeans)
8)
Thou shalt not go commando whilst embarking upon a long journey. Whether on a horse, camel, or iron sky bird, sitting for a long period of time can result in some unpleasant chaffing if thou art new to the world of commando.
9)
Always go commando if thine pantaloons are tight or dark-colored—it’s the best way to ensure a no-pantyline scenario!
10)
Never go commando in white pantaloons. Note: commandments 1 and 2 were definitely not learned from experience...
Do you like to go commando?
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Comments (49)
bahaha, love it, quite reasonable
At home I do. =)
I'm not brave enough.
Glad you included #6, most people don't realize it's the best way to go since cotton panties breeds bacteria more than other kinds.
AMEN to #5! i don't understand why people wear underwear to bed...
This is hilarious! This is the first time in months I decide to go commando and here this is! XD
I do not understand how people can go commando without soaking entirely through their skirt/pants. Then again, I might just be too easily excited.
Yay! An excuse to sleep naked!
Not that I already don't, but ya know. Redressing at midnight after nightly escapades rarely happens in my bed.
haha I loved this post!!!
I think I can count on one hand the number of times I wore underwears last summer...
#9. it is suppose to be no panty lines whilst wearing light colored pants, not dark.
females produce natural lubrication even when she isn't aroused so going commando would probably cause uncalled for wet spots or going commando while wearing a skirt and sitting at public places is just gross lol I rarely go commando while wearing pants. I'd think that guys would find seeing the outline of her thong underneath tight fitting white pants to be hot and going commando would leave little to the imagination. then again I don't often wear see through pants. I think going commando at home is alright.
I do sometimes. Mostly at my boyfriend's request and related to number two. =P
ALWAYS commando.
Only in my house. In fact, in my house I tend to ditch pants entirely. The friends crack jokes at my aversion to pants and shoes. If it were socially acceptable I'd just be naked.
i hate underwear. commando is the only way to go.
haha, i only go commando when i'm wearing spandex
This is fantastic!!!!!! I love that you call them pantaloons!
I feel enlightened! LOL very good very good.
hahahah athis was a good post.
whispering eye?!
Yes. I started to wonder why underwear was necessary.
Hahahaha whispering eye! Somebodys seen Role Models!
Nope..
I go commando when I gym... jk lol
Loved the post. I go commando especially at home! Outside not so much...