There's a website called "How to Text Girls" that gives Blackberry-befuddled men a play-by-play for how to woo a lady over text message. But their advice? It's hilariously bad.
Take this article on what to say when you're texting a girl for the first time:
Here’s an example of a BAD first text message:
“Hey, how is your day going?”
Yuck! If you send this text the day after you meet a girl, you will almost certainly end up in the “lame/boring” category in her mind.
So, what does the site suggest the guy use as his first text?
