Like any good Fun Fearless Female, I make sure to read Cosmo once a month to keep myself up-to-date. So earlier I was reading the "Turning Him On section" under the horoscopes, and this is what it said for Gemini (my boyfriend’s sign):
“The move he’s craving: A little kink. Using a hairbrush, spank him before he climaxes.” Wait,
what? Cosmo, did you seriously just try and tell me that my boyfriend is going to be turned on by that? I’m pretty confident that if my hairbrush came anywhere near his butt, he’d throw me off and give me a “WTF?” look similar to the one I had this morning while reading Cosmo Astrologer.
However, Cosmo, without you I wouldn’t know how to "Cure Cramps" or "Get Gorgeous Hair for Less" — so my love for you endures. Just please don’t tell me to blindfold my boyfriend with salami next or something.
What's the weirdest sex tip you've ever heard?
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Oh Cosmo, you never cease to amuse me. :P
They should probably just not give sex advice. Coming from them, it all sounds stupid.
I read something in there about jerking a guy off with a fishnet legging wrapped around your hand.
I don't know, but I would really love to be a fly on the wall of the writers having sex. I imagine the boyfriend must be hella pissed about giving the secret that he likes a little assplay done to him. Either that, or they assume the one man they did this to applies to every man.
Cosmo is absolutely insane. See this Cracked article for proof of this.
I assume they just print bs because they know their most devoted airhead readers are going to do it.
I read in Cosmo once that you should suck his thumb, haha...
Cosmo knows nothing about sex. I don't even enjoy the things they say about what's trendy anymore.
Ah the flava-flav of sex "ed" award goes to Cosmo for the 5th year a row get the lube hunny we're celebrating tonight!
how i hate cosmo
Cosmo isn't worth wiping my ass with. Actually, that might also be something they'd tell you to do in the bedroom.
ahahahahahaha.
@mcmeister89@mancouch - actually I wouldn't put it past them.
So entertaining. =D
GOOD THING I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY HAIRBRUSH UNDER THE PILLOW THE WHOLE TIME!
and to whoever posted that Cracked article: ahahaha, thank you
wait. I can't find this section and I'm really curious at what mine would say so could you please give a link?
Just be sure to use the right side.
Seriously, how could the "tips" they give you in that magazine be accurate? I thought different people like different things? And I'm pretty sure no one would like this.
the back of the hairbrush is like a small ping pong paddle so if he is into the school teacher and student roleplay, then he would be turned on but I think the female playing the school girl would be hotter than the opposite version lol
uhhh wow. think about all the planning that would go into strategically placing said brush juust in time for the magic to happen.
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@IntheGoldenWest@xanga - wouldn't it stand to reason that if different people like different things, someone might like this?
haha this is ridiculous though. especially being that it's for an astrological sign?
Personally, I think it makes good sense. I mean, I always have a hairbrush in bed with me when I'm having sex anyway so why not use it for once, right?
Cosmo is crap! I really wonder where they get their material lol
@SeeBeeWrite@xanga - haha I think I read something like that too...I was like wtf? the only reason there would be fishnets around is if I was wearing them.
Cosmo is a complete joke.
Cosmo can suck my big hairy balls.
@LauraG0929@xanga - I've done it for three guys and a chick, and they all seemed to like it. *shrug* Not that Cosmo told me to do it, or I read it anywhere. It just sort of happens in the heat of the moment, and it can be sexy.