Friday, 09 July 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, my mom told me to go between the mattresses of her bed and give my sister back her cell phone that she'd confiscated. I found the phone, but only after I found all my mom's pleasuring devices. FML
Today, I came home to my girlfriend who said she wrote all 190 thank you cards for my graduation party. She said she'd also saved one for me so I could see what they looked like. I opened it to find, "Screw you. Signed, an ungrateful, cheating manwhore." FML
Today, I spontaneously sent a text to my girlfriend saying that I wanted to make love to her. Her brother, who had stolen her phone, starting sexting with me. He now knows every single detail about Mr. Happy. FML
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
Today, I woke up after a night of celebrating my end of exams. I opened my eyes to see my ex-boyfriend naked beside me, picking his nose. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (9)
#4, totally deserved it.
@kinamorata@xanga - I agree. #2 would've deserve it as well, if he had in fact been cheating.
2 and 4 are awesome.
When a woman have nothing but the middle finger to show, she got some very low self esteem.
#4 is my favorite. haha
last ones awkward
the cheating ones deserved it.
lol I feel like most of these people deserved what they got. lol Or atleast should have known it woulda turned into a FML situation.
@poetrybox@xanga - lol that's not a woman. I mean... in the conventional sense of the word....
More cheaters than normal in this one. Sounds like they got what they deserved.