Thursday, 01 July 2010
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It's You, Not Me. B*tch.
People seem to use poetry as a way to court a potential romantic interest. I think that the use of poetry should also be implemented in getting rid of a former romantic interest, for whom your love has grown sour. So, without further ado, here is an example of what I mean.
Your dirty clothing on the floor
Your fragrance lately reeks of whore
Your jokes are lame, your smile is dim
F*ck you again? The prospect's grim.
Blubber layers your chunky ass
Romantic date? I think I'll pass...
I'd rather f*ck a kangaroo
Than spend another day with you
My love for you has come and gone
Your naked body makes me yawn
And now I'm longing for the day
Your stupid ass just goes away
You should count your blessings that
You got to be my shitty half
So adios, and c'est la vie
And f*ck you bitch, it's you not me.
Have you ever written a poem for a loved one...or an ex-loved one?
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Comments (68)
Hahahahaha nice. As far as poetry mechanics, your rhythm and rhyming are both pretty good. As for the content...it's certainly funny, but I could never bring myself to say those things to a girl.
hahahaha wow, awesome.
L M F A O
Very nice!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
ahah i love this
this was.. amazing. absolutely genius.
I love this XD
Dude, amazingly epic win
I love it. xD
niceeeee
truth
@PseudoEuphoric@xanga - No, It's not really based on any one person. It is, like most of what I write, an exaggerated composite sketch of a myriad of women. I wrote this, as im sure you can tell, in about 30 seconds. If you read my other writing you will see that satire is my cup of tea.
I write poems all the time =) I consider myself a poet honestly..
funny.
I love poems and I have written many for loves and exloves.
Im confused. How come it says I have only 1 view, yet I have 7 recs and 23 comments? Anyone have any Ideas???
this. was. awesome. lmao.
Well damn dude! As harshd as that was, it was pretty darn witty :3
@delication@xanga - Thank you my friend. you can take solice in the fact that it was not inspired by or actually presented to any real female. It was really just a 30 second attempt to write somthing a little off color and entertaining. glad you dig it. I HATE HATE HATE almost all poetry, minus a few artist here and there. This is basically anti halmark poem.Hence the juvenile and overtly amateur nature of the poem. If you enjoyed this, I also have a poem on my site called "life altering poetry" its a poem about everything that is wrong with poetry. Id be curious to get your feed back. If you would be so kind as to take a peek. Or not. your call.
I read the first sentence. LMAO.
Now back to reading the rest. :)
Very nice! :)
i write stuff like this all the time, by the way its my own blogs, nice
Love it. I've done both. I write poetry in secret - only when I'm inspired to and in the mood.
I believe that would work in getting rid of someone haha. You got skills with poetry ahah.