Monday, 28 June 2010

  • Incest is Bad. Unless You Are In A Movie.


    Incest, in real life, is not funny. However, like most things, Hollywood is able to take awful things use them for dramatic (and sometimes hilarious) plot devices.

    Luke and Leia (above)
    Movie: Star Wars
    Relationship: Siblings
    Oedipus Rating: 2. Twins separated at birth, Leia didn't know Luke was her brother when she kissed him to make the insanely hot Han Solo jealous. Sure the kiss was intense, but there was no sparks there and was more shrewd and awkward than sexy. Luckily, there was no subsequent romance and Leia ended up with her dashing warrior and not her brother. Phew.


    Marty and Lorraine
    Movie: Back to the Future
    Relationship: Son and mother
    Oedipus Rating: 4. Marty goes back to the future and meets his parents, who are totally not interested in each other because his dad is a coward dweeb and his mom is a flirtacious hottie. Who shuns her future hubby and develops the hots for her future son. Lorraine purses Marty the whole movie-- it's seriously weird and icky-- and eventually kisses him. It is, thankfully, not good so Marty continues to exist in the future.


    Commodus and Lucilla
    Movie: Gladiator
    Relationship: Brother and sister
    Oedipus Rating: 6. Big sister Lucilla is a widow who has the hots for bad ass/ former flame Maximus. Her brother is a jerkoff and creep who kills their dad so he can rule-- he also needs her constant attention and affection. A real winner, right? He alternates between begging and blackmail to get her to touch him, but, in the end, nothing happens.

    What other movies or shows do you know of that feature awful/ hilarious stories on incest?

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