Sunday, 27 June 2010
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What Stupid Things Have You Done To Get A Little Bedroom Action?
Let's be frank: anyone who is actively sexing has probably done something incredibly unintelligent or seriously crazy to get their groove on.
We we want to know what Datingish readers have been up to.
Don't be shy-- you are among friends and many fellow sexually charged bloggers.
Here is a sample of what some Jezebel commenters have 'fessed up to:
"Once in college I was making out with a fellow English major who asked me to recite my favorite poem by heart. I swooned because I thought he was deep and because he had a British accent (I know). I blanked, so I told him that my favorite poem was in another language. Then I recited the Lord's Prayer in Lithuanian.
As I pictured my grandmother rolling over in her grave, he was like, "Oh my God. That's so fucking hot." Then I took him home. It was totally vanilla, though--he even told me that I looked bored! While I am not at all religious, I feel like I was being taught some lesson on the cosmic level."And here's another good one...
"A few weeks ago I went home to Philly to get my wisdom teeth out (I'm in college and live in NYC most of the time). Two days before the procedure, a friend and I decided to belatedly celebrate our 21st birthdays by exploring the bar scene in Philly for the first time. Long story short I ended up getting with this hot older guy who I very much wanted to see again before I went back to NY. Unfortunately, he was only free the following Thursday, or three days after I had gotten my wisdom teeth out. I wasn't too chipmunk-y so I took some vicodin and just sucked it up... pun intended.
Yeah, I popped my stitches sucking dick. I am relieved that everything healed fine on its own because that would have been a hella-awkward conversation to have with the dentist."
You can read more here and the top entries here.
So tell us, what have you done?
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Comments (10)
Can you imagine that dude's reaction when all this blood starts coming out of her mouth while she's blowing him? Haha, I can honestly say I don't know what I would do in that situation.
The guy I wanted to hook up with once told me that he had sex with his ex-girlfriend when she had her period. Apparently he felt so disgusted that he was put off sex for a few weeks.
This guy was leaving the country in a couple of days and I was determined to get laid even though I was in the middle of MY period. So I slept with him and when he noticed the blood I told him I was a virgin and that's why I was bleeding. That was a lie, by the way. But he believed me. I'm sure he was still disgusted but at least he didn't get mad at me.
Yeah... that's my story.
I never have to do anything stupid... or do anything
them boys just flock to my vag like it was a jar of honey. fucking sweet.
Lolololol.
@angel_abattoir@xanga - Agreed.
If we want it, then we got it..simple as that..
Ugh, that stitches situation is just desparate.
I have no stories, I just thought I'd say that picture is hilarious. Anyway, my boyfriend is down to have sex with me anytime, so I don't have to do anything crazy.
i was at a sports bar and pretended to like hockey, sitting by myself waiting for the guy to come up to me.
@Moni - hahahahah :)
Maaaaannnnn i have yet to achieve the balls to do this, but i really do think it just might work....pretend your friends left you at the bar. more-drunkenly-than-you-are ask him to help you find them. hey, whatever, right?