Saturday, 29 May 2010

  • Kittens, Cubs and Cougar Hunters



    Apparently, I am a Kitten. Which means i like to date older men. Urban Dictionary : A woman who likes to date men older than her, usually by about 10 years, or more depending on the woman. Also the opposite of a cougar. Okay, Maybe not as old as 10 years, anymore, but my most recent "thing" was a 6 year age difference.

    Older men who like younger women are referred to as Rhinos. Urban Dictionary : An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The ugly part doesn't sound to appetizing, ehh? I'll defend some of these men though, i have seen some mighty fine looking "Rhinos" in my time. ;)p

    A Puppy or Cub. Urban Dictionary : A Puppy is a man under the age of 25 interested in older women, Also called Cougar Hunters (These men are highly valuable because they are still trainable) HAHA!! Still trainable?

    Last but certainly not least, The infamous Cougar. Urban Dictionary : An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or MILF. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find them not only a sexual high, but many times a chick that actually has her shit together.  I gotta admit, there are some pretty damn hot Cougars with some pretty damn hot Puppies following them around.

    In the end its nothing but a number though right?

    What do you think about age differences? Would you rather date someone your own age? Or does age not matter to you?

    Are you a kitten, cub, cougar or cougar-hunter?

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