Sunday, 23 May 2010

  • Dinner Dates: Menu Choices You Should Avoid

    The Dinner Date is a delicate dance couples make. You wear something cute and flirty, pick a delicious restaurant, and hope that you and your date have a lot to talk about. But once you sit down, the questions begin.

    What do I order? Something small? Something inexpensive? What will make me look like an idiot? What won't make my breath smell? What will prevent me from having a food baby?

    But the question I want to address today is this one: what options should I avoid? 

    Salad. I have a lot of problem with salads being a girl's go-to option. Yes, some of them are absolutely delicious and cheaper than half of whatever else is on the menu, but there are a few things you should think about before ordering that trusty Cobb salad. First, our society has taught us that salad's are the healthy, less calorie heavy option, which often isn't true. Second, salad portions are often huge, so if you were hoping to eat less, it isn't the most effective choice. Finally, a fork full of salad is hard to fit in your mouth. Maybe this is just my lack of hand-eye coordination and my small mouth, but I always end up making this strange, sad face as I fruitlessly try to shove my fork into my mouth, but it doesn't work perfectly because the leaves are too large. Of course, you could always cut up your salad, but I can't bring myself to do that. I'm not saying don't order a salad, but encouraging you not to limit yourself to that side of the menu.

    Whatever he has told you he doesn't like the taste/smell of. My SO hates the taste and smell of tuna. I love it. Usually he puts up with it because it makes me happy, but he isn't wild about kissing me afterwards. If you carry and toothbrush and toothpaste, by all means, go to town. But if don't and he is buying and you plan on becoming good friends with his mouth later, try to refrain. 

    Spaghetti. I know, this stuff is delicious, but it is also messy. You have to be careful when eating this on a date, or you just might end up with some sauce of your face or on your shirt. This isn't a huge problem, if your date finds this adorable and you aren't wearing something expensive. But still.

    Finger foods. For those of you who carry wet naps or don't mind getting up to go to the bathroom a few times, this choice isn't a biggie. With the exception of pizza, it is wise to avoid delicious things that require hand-to-mouth actions. Why? Because no matter how careful you are, chances are that you will accidentally get food on your date at some point. The other problem is that your hands will feel dirty and a napkin just won't cut it when you are eating something like ribs. Why does pizza get a pass? It's the all-American date food that can do no wrong. Who doesn't like the taste and smell of pizza? And, of course, if you and your date are eating messy foods, all bets are off. 

    The most expensive thing on the menu. Yes, this option probably sounds delicious and might include lots of yummy seafood, but show some restraint. It's simply in poor taste to order the most expensive thing on the menu, unless your date is a big spender and has an unending bank account. Even then, however, I wouldn't recommend, it unless he is getting the same thing.

    Some more advice: eat a good portion of whatever you order and remember to get a to-go box. Some boy is shelling out hard-earned money to take you on a nice dinner date, so don't be the rude girl who just wastes his money. 

    But in the end, lovlies, let's be frank-- order whatever the hell makes you happy. Don't pick something because you are afraid your tummy will bloat and look less attractive while you are (maybe) hooking up later. Order for you, and not for them.

    Are there any other menu options you avoid on dates? Why?

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