...you'd know. This actually came up today, and I figure it's a good write up. Now, I'm a naturally flirty person. It's just who I am and what I do. I've been accused of hitting on my waitress in front of my date on numerous occasions, and Lord knows I'm not actually hitting on them.
Personally, I've never had a problem guessing the age of a girl and I'm generally not in the habit of picking up random women at... well... anywhere. Especially at the mall. Yes, the mall. Shut the hell up, I don't have to justify myself to you people and I won't. This does, however, bring me to the point of this article. Damn straight I have a point. Why... what did you hear?
So I'm at the mall, at Eddie Bauer if you must know, and I end up striking up a quick conversation with a cute chick. Actually, she struck it up with me. She's got those nice tits of a younger woman who hasn't had sagging issues yet. I had made some comment to her mom and dad about the jeans he was deciding about. They asked me if I thought the pants the father had would make him look like he's acting too young.
She kept eyeballing me, and I asked where they were from and they commented they were from Alaska. No, I will NOT make any Sarah Palin jokes. Go fuck yourself. Obviously, it's not above me to make a John McCain joke, though. Anyway, I asked if they moved here (Colorado), or if they were moving to Alaska.
Well, turns out they were actually moving from Alaska to Colorado. The mother makes the comment that the daughter is moving out in April and they will follow a few months after. So, I look over at the chick and ask, "Oh, so you're going to do the school thing out here or just for a change of scenery." She laughs and tells me, "No, for school. I'll be going to D.U. just down the way. Not far from here." Okay, just to let you know, at this point, the father was not near us. The mother, however, looks at her daughter, who's looking at me and smiling, and quickly qualifies it with, "Well, whens he GRADUATES, she's going to be going to the school anyway."
I was confused at first to the mother's quick statement and then started laughing on the inside. The father, suddenly shows up behind the mother and goes, "You go to school around here?" I'm dying from laughter even harder inside, but not showing it except for a sarcastic smile on my face and let him know, "Actually, I was in California for most of the time and came out this way following my family. I put myself through *insert career choice here*, but there's a hiring freeze in the state right now, so I'm stuck doing crap work."
I won't say that I think I look that young. Oddly enough, I do get carded ALL THE TIME when I go out to drink. People my age know I'm my age, older people put me at a lot younger, and younger people tend to put me quite a bit older...it's funny.
Well, that all seemed to placate the two parents and they start to leave, the daughter hanging back for a second to let her parents walk off, to which she then tells me quickly as she's leaving, "Don't mind them, I'm 18."
Now, honestly, I wasn't hitting on their daughter, and I knew she was at least 18 years old, and if I was, it would have looked a lot different. All I can say to the parents is that I can't help it if your attractive daughters think I'm good looking. Hell, it's even worse for you when your 18+ year old daughters think I'm an attractive bastard. Have kids that grow up to ugly adults if you don't want them hitting on others because, believe me, if she was unattractive, I would have done all I could to not have any words with her.
With that, come on... if I was hitting on her, it would have been really obvious. I don't dick around. It would have been directly in their face, not me talking to either of them. I even had one of the employees there make a comment that if they didn't want their daughter hit on, they should have ugly kids. That actually made me laugh out loud. The guy told me he was checking her out, too, and when I said "Man, I wasn't even hitting on her." he stated that was obvious at least to him.
So, no, when I'm out, I'm not hitting on you, your sister, your cousin, or even your mother. You'd know it if I was. Me acting disinterested is pretty genuine. I have a pretty specific idea of women who I like to mess around with, and chances are, you aren't it. It's not about taste. Oh no, because you all taste the same. Well... the clean ones.
Are you always accused of flirting or hitting on people when you're not? Do you think you're a natural flirt?
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o def. my friends have been accused of this as well. it's all so complicated. o well. ^^
Yeah that's fucked up. I made the mistake of saying "nice wallet" to a weed-leaf covered one of a guy who was paying at my register when the woman he was with leans over and told me in the most snobby way, "He has a girlfriend, you know."
First, if I wanted your skinny wannabe gangsta burnout of a boyfriend, I would have had him in half the time it took me to make that casual statement. Second, fuck you.
I think I'm a magnet because I'm alone and it gives people a feeling of whatever ot say something and then they go back to boxing.
Trust me, I'm not even looking at you seriously, but for doing that, oh I do. It's not the first time, and it'll neverend. No, that would prevent that tramp from having an advantage. She's okay, and her parents are sizing you up to see if you are worth anything for her and your family. Lie, lead on, annoy and see how desperate they are and how little they know. Her daughter is worth something, and it's a crime that you looked at her. Look at her and tell her she has a fatass. No, man, don't tolerate that crap. You'll pay later. Batters up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNGaa5Opfmc And she went through her parents. What a good girl. I'm coming at you direct man, and I'm just nervous. No, I want to bone you hard man and rape you of everything that you have. My doctor and I are even going on dates my blushing is so bad but it's really that I want everyone all the time. This is the one, who, at the same time, says that I'm completely retarded and tried to convince me to pronounce words differently than what is standard. They couldn't figure it out. I'm too sneaky. No, it's just PSTD and that I'm a scumbag schizoid and paranoid and obsessive compulsive. Not that I'm fighting all of the boxes. No, it's me. NOBODY WANTS ME. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY BUT I MUST ME WITH SOMEONE. OH, NO, I'M BUSTED. SURE. I'll COVER MYSELF IN GUILT. OH, I'M PARANOID.
Don't look at anybody, don't talk to anybody, don't write to anybody, don't make new friends, don't talk to old friends, walk in straight lines, have no interests, have no hobbies, mumble when necessary to distract and when you work and explain that you'll never have anything, let them try to lay you constantly to destroy you even more.
She deserves things afterall. I'll do the same things, and I'll be me. Let me go back to lots of fruits and nothing. Yeah, I'm an ugly adult. No, I'm not the worst and it was better but then they got me for her and I wanted them to because "you'll pay later" sweetie, but I'll pay first, and she won't this time because I did, and I'll just justify my life of Hell to Hell. She made it through. Marriage is for the old days and to hurt me. Sex makes babies. Babies are for a purpose. Select people with reasons. Definitely not love and bitterness.
I'm average, not to be confused with humble because I'm not, I secretly think I'm cute even though I'm not at all, and I don't flaunt it, it just makes me happy, so back off. You'll distort it for anything. Average is a curse above all things because I don't deserve anything. It's always my energy that is luckily given. Solution is easy, have males ONLY. Don't have kids unless you are rich. Then their kids suffer and they look at you, and you certainly can't help anybody. Pass the fingerpaint. I want to be locked away in someplace decent because it's not possible. I'll just go back to online. I can't handle the real world.
This is what I've spent my entire braindead day lamenting about and all go back to frolicing with my woodland friends tomorrow and dodging it in whatever environment I'm thrown into. Hoping that I remember things like that I do have a cellphone.
I'm sorry. I can't take it anymore.
hm. someone's conceited.
You sound like an egomaniac.
Haha nice story love it :)
&& I get called a flirt all the time, its just my personality.
@fauxer12@xanga - Hardly. My self esteem is about average, but I do have a strong type A. You're confusing what happened with me stating that I can have anyone at any time. What is obvious to everyone other than you, is that if I was actually flirting with someone, it's more obvious than casual conversation.
@FairyTalesAndWhiskey@xanga - "First, if I wanted your skinny wannabe gangsta burnout of a boyfriend, I would have had him in half the time it took me to make that casual statement."
Hahahaha. Awesome.
Ummm yeah all the time, I think it's a game even if I am flirting, and I always kinda freek out when the guy seems to suddenly think I was inviting him into my pants when all I was doing was chatting
@FairyTalesAndWhiskey@xanga - HAHA That is awesome!! I couldn't agree more! I have that happen to me all the time at work. 1)I'm being nice & talking to my customers, not hitting on them. 2) usually when the gf makes a comment like that to me, I flash my engagement ring, & say hunny I'm very happily taken, I'm just commenting on his good taste, get over yourself! lol
I used to be a big flirt/overly friendly, but then I was told that I lead men on by accident, so I turned it down a notch!
Ugh this gets me in trouble all the time. It's just my personality, but people don't understand that...
When people really know me, they can tell pretty easily, because I'm actually quite bad at flirting when I intend to. Life is cruel. :)
stupid post the whole time you were just blowing up your fake ego, it's obvious all you care about is what people think
whenever i go out to parties or clubs, i'll strike up conversatinos with whoever i'm standing close to, especially if my freinds have ditched me to go man-hunting (which usually happens). talking to other girls always goes fine, but whenever it's a guy, the conversation typically ends with something along the lines of "can i get your number?".
maybe it's that i'm friendly or maybe i flirt without realizing it. no ones ever told me i'm "flirty", and these guys certinly aren't asking for my number because of my overwhelming hotness, because that doesn't exist on me :P
doesnt sound to me like you were hitting on her. my s.o. is really talkative and friendly as well and is accused of the same thing all the time. it just makes me laugh.
I think it's even better that the parents thought you were trying to get with her, when it looks like she was trying to get with you (from her comment about being 18). But every parent's little kid is the innocent one, being corrupted by everyone around them. Of course their daughter doesn't ever want sex with a man that she's not married to, but the evil guys in the world trick her into it.
My ex used to flip out for being 'flirty'. Truth be told, I'm very friendly, but not in to in-your-face-way... In the... Me way! I loved him a lot but it didn't work out because he was very possessive and very jealous. There's a line to be drawn, definitely. But some people are just oo sensitive...
don't get too full of yourself.
I definitely don't think you're being an egomaniac or whatever. I see what you're trying to say, I don't understand why people think you're being concieted.
Anyway, I dunno. Once or twice I've been accused of being flirty/flirting with someone when I was doing no such thing, but again that was only once or twice.
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