Sunday, 21 March 2010
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Guys Suck, Girls Blow
Don't get me wrong, I am one of those "bitches" who are also commonly referred to as adolescent females. We, as girls, tend to criticize the other gender, always seeing what is wrong with them. However, we should take a look at our own bad tendencies and we might realize why we frustrate the other gender so much. (P.S. This is a joke, don't take it too seriously please)
Here is my take on our gender differences:
WOMEN:"Ohmygosh, I, like, didn't know that Julianna and Bartholomew were going out, that is like, totally not cool."
MEN:"Dude, YESSS! The Saints won the Super Bowl!"
WOMEN:Would buy that new season's dress from Nordstrom for ten times more than it should be worth.
MEN:Would walk around in the same shirt for days until their wife (or mother) tells them to actually get it washed.
WOMEN:Will always need to be prepped and prim with nice shoes and makeup whether she goes to the mall, out for dinner, to the doctor, to empty the garbage, to cook a meal, to answer the phone.
MEN:Will dress up for a wedding or a funeral... maybe.
WOMEN:Always manages to stick her two cents into an argument and always has the last word.
MEN:Whatever word they utter turns into a new argument.
WOMEN:Over-think everything.
MEN:Who knew that if you don't text your girlfriend for an hour, she assumes that you're cheating on her?
WOMEN:Assume that if a man flirts with them, he is attracted to her and wishes to spend the rest of his life with her.
MEN:Mmmm..... boobies.......
WOMEN:Considers herself fat if she's above 130 lbs.
MEN:Considers himself fit and athletic even if he's over 200 lbs.
WOMEN:Say one thing but mean another.
MEN:Hear, but don't listen.
WOMEN:Eating chocolate is like putting on a second pair of hips.
MEN:Chocolate is another snack.
WOMEN:Women: damsels in distress.
MEN:Women: human species that go through meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma whether they're PMSing or not.
Dear Reader,
What other Battle of the Sexes jokes or opinions do you have?
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Comments (64)
i can't tell you what guys think, but i have to say i entirely disagree with the thoughts on women - whether in seriousness or jest.
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - Agreed.
Really didn't...see the humor in this? Then again I don't typically find stereotyping very funny. I'm a bit of a spoilsport with that, I'm afraid.
that is pretty funny tho and most if true lol
this definitely isn't true for me.. as a female.
hahahahaha i fit for every single thing the males said. and only like 1 that the girls said... whoops.
hey... I am 200+ lbs...
yeah.. i'm a girl. and i'm definitely NOTHING like that.
pretty cool, stereotyping and all.
i can -totally- see why this is featured.
also.
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WOMEN:Eating chocolate is like putting on a second pair of
hips."
THAT'S NOT EVEN CORRECT STEREOTYPING!
Eh. Girls suck way more than guys (take that however you want.) These jokes just help support my opinion. :D
PS - Jest, guys. This was in jest. Yeesh!! Stereotyping is always pretty silly!
Yahhh...i see what you're saying over all...even though these are stereotyped to the max... each gender has it's good and bad points. Actually, we all as humans do, and it's true, we need to take into consideration that we may be just as bad as those we criticize. I know i can be a hypocrite sometimes... although i usually don't rant to someone about their faults unless there's good reason (like my brother getting shaving cream all over the bathroom at age 22, my brother slopping food everywhere, my mom and her weird "that person can hear you!" when they're about 100 feet away.. i dunno)
But to be logical, since we all differ in terms of height and weight, it depends how tall you are before you start considering yourself overweight at a certain weight... like 130 lbs.
And a lot more of the male stereotypes fit me here, while just about none of the female ones did, XD
Hm... am I going to be all righteous and bring up the age old "stereotypes are bad, generalizations suck blah blah blah"? No.
I will say that this post sucked. Mostly because it failed to inform me or entertain me.
i enjoy stereotyping more than i enjoy most things. this, however, was not even close to as hilarious as proper stereotyping should be.
i did crack a smile at the guys always considering themselves athletic and fit thing, haha.
Will always need to be prepped and prim with nice shoes
and makeup whether she goes to the mall, out for dinner, to the doctor,
to empty the garbage, to cook a meal, to answer the phone.
What is this - 1956?
I could go to my own wedding in white sweats if I would!
lol it's humorous. Not entirely true. I definitely don't think like any of this. But I do know some guys who are just about that air-headed. Not entirely sure about the females. But I can see different types of personalities in that category. I get the joke lol and you're right. Sometimes we all just need to look at ourselves before we question others.
Cool post. I'm glad it's a joke though. lol otherwise you'd be in TROOOOUUUBLE...haha jk
Mmm... boobies...
Hehehe. But seriously, props to you, radcookie. Differences between genders are so fun. Too many people try to claim that there are no differences (or very few), but that's just not realistic. Nothing wrong with being different.
The battle of country music fans vs. simpletons
GO GO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this was funny!! and the last few are SO TRUE for me =(
I've never known a woman who doesn't LOOOVE chocolate-except my wife's Head Nurse.
Over-think everything.
MEN:Who knew that if you don't text your girlfriend for an hour, she assumes that you're cheating on her?
hahaha sooo true.
hey! i hear and listen!! xD
shouldn't it be guys stand while girls suck
this list describes paris hilton and al bundy.
Whatever word they utter turns into a new argument.
~ I seriously laughed at this. :))
I hear you on this one!
*I just wasn't listening.*
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - Yup. And "Considers himself fit and athletic even if he's over 200 lbs." No way is that true. Ahaha. (: