Friday, 19 March 2010
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Foreplay for the Tech Savy SO
Browsing through an old Gentleman's Quarterly, I came across a suggestion for the modern gentleman: on late nights, instead of texting, "What are you up to," to your SO, try something flirty and humorous, such as, "Let's have an underwear taking off contest."
(When you've spent the evening drinking, that sounds much funnier and more entertaining than typing it on Datingish.)
It occurred to me that I have never exercised the art of seduction via text message. It also occurred to me, that I don't even know where to begin. The only thing I can come up with is the old classic cliché, "So, what are you wearing?"
What are some other good/interesting/witty texts to send your SO when you want to let them know how you're thinking about them?
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"You know what sucks? You're over there and my penis is over here. We need to figure out a solution."
"Lets pillow fight..naked"
Underwear taking off contest is genius. Haah!
"Let's have an underwear taking off contest." I thought that was funny. =P
I need to learn the art of sexting too. :)
@mcmeister89@mancouch - aha.
Texting naughty dreams & fantasies, making some serious sexual innuendo out of normal conversations, telling said person to get home right now because you want some _____ and you're willing to _____ for it... The best ones are when they're questions like "baby? you wanna fuck me?" because, c'mon, how could (s)he not!?
@mcmeister89@mancouch - LOL
Do you like subway?...cause I got a foot long ; )
siiiike lol actually i usually think about sending something naughty...then i think better of it....the i send something like "i want you"
my texts contain a lot of f-words and other explicit words
just use your pornographic imagination
I just make sexual innuendo out of normal conversations. Like this guy said you still love me and I was like ur streching it and well he said give me a couple of hours...ha ha ha <-awkward laughter
when I'm wearing a dress or skirt I'll text "I dont have on any underwear" to my guy most often when I'm sitting rite across from him. His face is always priceless
No matter what the medium, pick-up lines will always come across as cheesy. It's best to just tell your SO, voice-to-voice, "I'd like to see you sometime later, preferably naked" It's a no-B.S. way to get right to the point, and it's not too forward if you're already together.
I always find a way to accuse my boyfriend of being a "naughty boy" and then I'll start making up this whole pornographic scene for his "punishment". For example, if it's late (like 12AM) I'll text him and if he responds, I'll say something like, "You're up late you naughty boy!" And then I'll tell him how I'm going to tie him up and.. well.. I add a lot more, but I need not go into detail, lol. Anyway, we sext a lot, since our relationship is long-distance and all.
@mcmeister89@mancouch - Brilliant.
I usually just say something along the lines of... "My mouth misses your dick. =("
@unabridgedtales@xanga - That's one of my gf's favorites. Get's me every time...
No good movies are out that I wanna see , any idea of what else we could do in the dark ?
hah I like this one.And the underwear contest was .. well weird.I usually just text "I miss you" and it goes from there... if he's not busy doing Army stuff. Heh.