A first kiss is so much more than sucking face with someone as we've learned in
What's in a Kiss? Kissing seems to involve a complicated exchange of information that lets us know if that person is compatible with us.
Even though practice makes perfect and great chemistry may allow second, third, fourth, or infinite number of chances, we all have (or will) experience in being in wet contact with bad kissers. Here are the winners:
1. The One with Bad Breath
Self-explanatory. Mints, anyone?
2. The Vacuum
Lip-o-suction for the lips?
3. The Marathon Kisser
The producer's uncut AND extended edition!
4. The Possum
Unfurling of the tongue and then!!!!! Well, then...nothing. Even life-support would have been better.
5. The Hyperactive puppy
AKA too much tongue and saliva. Slow down, swallow spit, and breathe.
6. The Too Much Mouth
Kissers should not be covering your mouth. And your chin and nose.
Have you ever been a victim of these kissers? What other types of bad kissers can you think of?
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Comments (46)
My first kiss, ever was with the hyperactive puppy type. For a long time after, I hated kissing... especially of the french persuasion.
I'm okay now though.... my most recent kiss was the marathon type, but he was so good at it that it didn't matter.. I'd kiss him all day.
The one who tries to get his tongue to touch the back of your throat (very forcefully) and it almost chokes you.
ew at #4. how awkward.
i don't like marathon kissers. i just get tired of it after a while and want to drink some water or something, haha.
@HollowTendencies@xanga - ugh yes!! ive had too many of those!! how can they think that is sexy?
#1. My 1st/ex gf had terrible "sex breath". It just seemed like once things got heated up, her breath turned horrible- I decidedly kept gum on me.
#4. Had this one too. It's so boring. They just slip their tongue in, do nothing with it, close lips..repeat. Gets boring & frustrating under 10 seconds.
#6. WORST KISS OF MY LIFE. He was all over the place, it's like he didn't know what the hell to even DO. Ya gotta give a girl time to respond to your kiss, u can't just devour our faces!
I would add the Boring Kisser- repeat same simple pattern, over and over. Not only does this begin to take away the meaning behind the kiss, but it gets boring.
Oh, and the Agressive Kisser- they sometimes clash teeth, get over-eager in their body lanugage, and tend to control the kiss itself; not enjoyable for the other party.
Hints: Touch her hair, her face, arms, waist, tilt your head the other way every so often, maybe sneak in a tiny nibble, use your tonuge in different [yet always] delicate ways, play with her tongue, apply varied pressure..
-sara
LOL, how about the Snake Kiss? You know, when his tongue is darting around your mouth in quick jabs that gives you gag reflex.
Here are some of my favorite ones from my previous blog.I don't think the Marathon Kiss is necessarily bad unless they keep going and you're just not into it.
Also, it seems like the same 3 or 4 topics keep getting bashed to death on here../bored.
Ugh, I've been a victim of number 5 and 6... *shudders*
I think for some people though, if you've been with someone for a very long time and you break up with them, making out with someone new is hard because you're so used to the way the other person kisses. So maybe the last SO liked being kissed with lots of saliva. Kinda hard to un-learn old habits. So you have to be understanding and not flat-out say "Dude your kissing is horrible!" I think this is definitely something that can be fixed
i recently kissed number 6 lol & he asked me for feedback.. oh boy
hi i just read this list. im gagging now.
i have had to experience all of those. yuuuck. andd then there was "Whelk Boy." every time we'd kiss i'd have to wipe my face afterwards. it was like making out with a llama. definitely a deal-breaker.
I haven't kissed anyone like that (three different people) and I still didn't enjoy it. Maybe I'm the bad kisser...
harhar. nope, I've only kissed two people...well, actually, I've only REALLY kissed one...
i was a victim of number 6. he licked all over my chin. epic fail.
i love these types of lists
lol id say half of these
@x__MYJAdEdLULLAbY@xanga - anyone asking for feedback is probably a bad sign.
The hyperactive tongue is my least favourite - or the tooth clasher!! Eeeek.
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I've had like, 1, 4, 5, 6. Ughhhh.
My first real kiss was a 5, 6, and a little bit of 2. Very awkward. Just horrible.
I've been a victim of 1, 3, 5, 6...and that was just one guy. xD
Luckily, the guy I'm with now knows how I like to kiss :]
The first time I made out with my boyfriend we were both drunk and both hyperactive puppies! Ahhhh!!
Kissing has improved a ton :)
Oh #4!
I Thought I Was Going To Die...
Eww at number 4!
Haha, well I'm glad I haven't kissed yet.
Though I want my first to be a biter. (;