Friday, 12 March 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I found my dog sitting on my brother's bed, chewing on something. I didn’t want him to choke, so I ran over and instantly grabbed what he was chewing on, with my bare hands. It was a used condom. My brother’s used condom. FMLToday, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (11)
hahahaha
lol. poor guy@ the last one...
What kind of guy uses Nair on his nuts? xD
stop making these up people - why would you do a FML ON the day of your wedding? ("Today")
Wow! Those are some serious FML moments.
Not up to the usual standard.
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hahahaha these are ALL totally hilarious =]
Oh boy, the wedding one would be super embarassing.
You have to take these stories with a grain of salt.
@Thumper49047@xanga - i'm sure most of these aren't written ON the day of the event. It's just standard for the FML moment to begin with "Today" and end with "FML"
The second one made me cringe and the second to last one made me feel sooo bad for that girl.