Inspired by
this post, I've compiled a small list of inappropriate women guys fall for...
#1. The Lesbian
(It's not that they don't play with men well, they just play with women better)
Lesbians are usually pretty cool, have similar interests, and hang out with girls and guys too, so you never think that she's a lesbian. It's one of God's more cruel tricks, right beside the "women-suddenly-becoming-attracted-to-you-while you-have-a-girlfriend" gag. So you think you're gonna hit that, right? WRONG. And you never will. I've chased Amy 4 times, each ending in failure. So I quit running.
#2. The Attention Whore
You know, they're the ones that think they're so awesome that whenever they're around the world must stop itself and observe them. But there is a second type of attention whore, which one of my friends dated, whose idea of "hanging out" apparently means that you watch her play boring video games. She doesn't demand nor command attention, but rather is so self absorbed that she probably thinks that it is obvious that you should pay attention to her. I would like to add that both take it quite poorly when you decide to ignore them.
#3. The Gold Digger
("I ain't sayin she a gold digga...")
I met this absolutely cute girl one summer and went out with her on a bunch of dates for a couple of weeks. She picked the places, which were all upscale, snail food places. I spent about $400 in 2 weeks, but this didn't wake me up until the last date I had with her, in which she said "Oppa, why haven't you bought me anything lately?" (In retrospect, I have to admit that she was really sweet, and really cute, so she knew what she was doing. She was an A+ gold digger.) Since then,
I've redeveloped my beliefs on who is a gold digger or not.
#4. Already Attached
("Something tells me that this wasn't a good idea.")
In middle school I was the man with a plan for relationships. When some girl that a friend of mine liked started going out with another guy, I said, "Don't worry, just wait it out, she's only going to be with him for 2 weeks tops." Sad, but true. Several of my relationships in middle school were dependent simply on the relationship falling apart in a month or less. I "camped" several girls at once, and when one became available, I got with her, broke up in 2 weeks, and restarted the whole process.
But when you go to high school and get older, things start to change. I took a lot less girls on the rebound not out of only honor (Man law), but because rebounders are much like clothes from a second hand store; it's easy to come by, but not that good. Plus the ones I got usually dated douchebags, expecting me to be their Justin, Zach, Mike, or Edward (all names of stereotypical douchebags), so they had issues that they needed time alone to get over.
#5. The Jealous One (aka the crazy one)
(The worst part is that the person I'm talking about looked very much like this picture)
I had a friend (the same friend that went out with #2 above) who dated this girl who was crazy, well, for him anyway. As a matter of fact, she was so crazy about him that she wrecked his car intentionally with him in it because she "couldn't live without him, so she'd rather die with him" or something like that. She had schizophrenia and was bipolar. But he couldn't break up with her because apparently the sex, according to him, was excellent.
He did break it off with her eventually (she destroyed his Xbox 360 and computer lol) and by some weird occurrence of events, I ended up becoming friends with benefits with her half a year later. I can firmly attest that she was fucking amazing, quite literally I might add. She seemed normal to me, never broke anything of mine.
This streak of normalcy ended with her next boyfriend, however, and she was arrested for arson. (Coincidentally the song "Crazy Bitch" was popular back during this time, so to add insult to injury another one of my friends put the song on repeat for a 30 minute drive with my friend and me in the car.)
There are several more inappropriate women than this, and some are a combination of these for more fun.
What others can you think of?
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Comments (86)
...#1 must be like a huge drop kick in the face for you guys.
YES ! hah stupid boys :-X
Kidding, but this does happen a lot..especially the attention whores, whom the girls can always point out and tell them it's a bad idea while they choose to ignore the warning.
I must say that I'm guilty of 2 types of women described above. I won't tell which ones though.
Of course the possessive one, who is crazy in her own right. The one that won't let you hang out with friends or will stalk you (Think Amanda Bynes in all her character roles...) just to make sure that hot girl wasn't hanging around, haha.
Or the needy one that's basically possessive too, she just ALWAYS needs you for EVERY LITTLE THING... Sigh...
Oh haha, and how about the MOTHER. You already have a mother yet she always wants to take care of you and nag you, which would be okay, only while you're trying to have a good time she's too busy ironing your clothes and then gets too tired picking up after you she no longer has any interest in doing anything fun... So what's the point? Do you want a maid or a gf, you don't get both
I always fall for the already attatched. Other inappropriate women men fall for?
- The smelly vagina
- The girl who doesn't wash up properly (so WE have to re-do it)
- The girl sleeps with our friends
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hahahaha number 5 made me laugh the most. guys are such suckers for great sex, and theyll put up with a lot of shit to get some. hahaha but the best part is - "I ended up becoming friends with benefits with her half a year later. I can firmly attest that she was fucking amazing, quite literally I might add. She seemed normal to me, never broke anything of mine"
i hope your friend was ok with you fucking his ex. bros before hoes my ass.
how am i not surprised that the gold digger example was a korean girl? lol "oppa"? hahaha
@cdedodgethis@xanga - right? haha.
#6 The Daddy's Girl
The succubus. :D
You were lucky that the crazy bitch wasn't crazy with you! haha
i have a penchant for chasing the crazy ones.... not margot kidder mental breakdown crazy, but, usually have a tweak or two. what can i say? the crazy ones are amazing in the sack.
I daresay I've gotten caught in a net with all of the above.
I'm such a sucker.
The women who lack enough self respect to let themselves be used as friends with benefits.
Hmmm... Another should be: THE ONE THAT WILL NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WILL JUST USE YOU AS A PEICE OF ASS.
That's me. :)
I was smiling and nodding until I came to the last one. Bipolar and schizophrenia are flaws in chemistry and wiring, not in character.
Other types, though? Just girls who fail at life, basically. Girls who are dim, mean-spirited, ugly, etc.
smiled at "oppa".
@thedommediaries@xanga - I don't mind being used as a sex slave.
i know all about crazy bitch...
ha ha this was awesome! except there were a ton you missed:
the straight up bitch for example. Never has anything nice to say about anyone and is only with you because you are hot enough to complete her image, but other than that she fully intends to change everything about you.
the one that hates your friends and slowly pulls you away from them too. lol
and---the liar. it is always lies she tells to not hurt anyone with the truth but after awhile you realize you can't trust anything she says.
Why did you go after Amy 4 times if you knew she was a lesbian? That's like a gay guy asking you out 4 times after you told him you're not into men.
Crazy bitch is every woman, just some are crazier than others.
Hm. Thinking about it, I can be a bit of an attention whore, but usually just when I'm joking around with my boyfriend. I agree with you, but I can make a list like this for guys, too. :P
i am an already attached, type a attention whore. oh how i love boys.
there are so many more to add, if i were wearing my thinking cap i'd get on that.
@Liera@xanga - thats wat i was thinking
HAHAHA these are funny, but ive seen the jealous one way too many times. i was walking in high school and this girls boyfriend looked in my direction and not even at me and she turned to him and slapped him i had a look of shock on my face and walked away pretty quickly.That's so scary.
@sarahzthoughts@xanga - Not all women who agree to be friends with benefits lack self respect. Some women like to have unattached sex and it's better to have unattached sex with one person than someone different every time you need that itch scratched.
@Liquid_Pain_523@xanga - You're right, every woman is crazy. I wish all guys would just figure this out already. If you get just a slightly crazy girl, you're doing really well.
'Oppa, why haven't you bought me anything lately?' - Hm, this girl's Korean, I suppose.