Friday, 05 March 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (17)
Always one of the week's highlights. Love the second to last one. I did something similar yesterday when the car dealership phoned about my annual service. I was having a poo at the time but answered. Then I thought I had a silent fart coming out - you know when you think you can contain the noise. Except it came out enormously loud. The girl on the end of the line went silent for a couple of seconds, then the convo started again.
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HAHAHA
@PMFoutofwater - hahahah, you always tell the best stories :)
for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I
cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML" Aww, a man not afraid to cry, at least he can show emotions. Where can I find one?
I think that Wilson-Dies scene is an excusable reason for a man to cry. :)
lol
lol that was hilarious esp the second to last one!!!!! lol and that poor lady, her husband is trying to rufee her? or what???
I like MLIA too.
I honestly would have told that guy to man up too. I had a boyfriend who cried way too easily, probably as much as me.
@kinamorata@xanga - lol i dont usually cry at movies. there are a set few though and when i do tear up, my family is like ".....sam?" hahahahhaa embarrasinngggggg xD
lol :)
Omg the slap in the ass. Thats so funny. Im glad thats never happened to me.
FUNNY!
Willllssssooooooonnnnnnn! I don't care if you're a Windsor castle guard, if you don't cry at that part of the movie, you have no heart.
Last 2 are funnyyyyyy!