Sunday, 28 February 2010
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Scandalish: Queefing Embarrassment
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I couldn't believe what I just heard. I've heard stories about it with my friends but when it actually happened to me, I was SO EMBARRASSED. My boyfriend asked the awkward question, the question I was hoping he could have avoided, "What was that?" I replied totally turned off, "a queef?"
Ahh queefing.. a phenomenal event when air enters the coochie and then exits, leaving an awkward noise almost as if your vaggie had just farted. Something I wish I knew how to control..
I believe it takes great talent to control your queef. I've tried vaginal exercises, but they dont seem to work. Maybe it's because I don't feel the air going in so I don't know when air is actually entering my poon. So during sex, when I need to change to a different position... BLAST! it just comes right out, and there is no way of stopping it...
I'm impressed by the female characters on South Park who can make all sorts of sounds like monsters, creaks, and engines... haha. I know your probably thinking, South Park? It's a damn cartoon, of course they can do it.
Honestly, up to this point, I've done it so many times in front of my boyfriend, he's gotten immune to the noise that we'll TRY to continue. Almost as if we haven't heard anything. But it doesn't change the fact I would like to learn how to control my cooter farts. If I knew how to control them back then when my SO and I started out, we would have avoided all the awkward moments and struggles of continuing the heat of the moment. If I knew how to control my queefs, I'd let everything out in the privacy of a bathroom or at least, AFTER we've finished getting it on...
So it makes me question, is it possible for a woman to control her queefs?
I envy the woman can control her chon. Can you imagine the wonderful noises a female could make? Freedom of speech!! haha.. In all seriousness though, I believe it's something to be proud of, to have utter control of your own body just like that. Please, if there is a woman out there that can control her queefs, share your secrets.. help women from future embarrassment.
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The one time I did that ... was one of my most embarrassing moments ever. I still cringe, thinking about it... I have tried to block it out! (Hence why... though I'm a Xangan and wouldn't mind the e-props, I was willing to sign out and comment anonymously!) Eh... I'd be open to tips, it's something I'd never like to repeat!
It happens. No reason not to be mature about it. If a person's grown-up enough to have sex, I think they ought to be grown-up enough to deal with a simple air-balance issue without dissolving into giggles.
Hahaha I don't know if there's a way to control it, but the bf and I think it's funny. At this point we've stopped caring and just continue what we were doing (it is, after all, a simple bodily function). Sometimes if we're in a silly mood though we'll giggle about it. No big deal.
anyway to my real comment though. i think if, as you said, your boyfriend is immune to it, then there isn't really a problem. honestly though, this has never happened to me, so i can't relate.
Just blame it on your guy, say his size is so big its moving to much into your vag than it can handle and choose to push the air out not his dick!
At least when it happend to my gf thats what I was thinking, haha
Switch positions. It only happens to me if extra air is getting in with each thrust. Adjust your hips a little and it should stop.
Also, it's so not a big deal. Sex is fun because it's ridiculous. My husband and I either ignore it, or look at each other, giggle, and keep going - all depends on how loud it is, ha. It just happens. Deal.I say go ahead and laugh about it. Sex is kind of silly anyway. And if it's really in the heat of the moment, you should both be comfortable enough to ignore it. Queefs just happen.
I don't think it's too embarrassing, just kind of funny because it sounds like a fart. It's air though, instead of a noxious gas expelled by your anus. When it happened with my ex, we'd just laugh.
Air is pushed in when he pulls out and puts it back in again. Explain this to him, ask him to try and stay inside you the whole time (you may not notice him pulling out and going back in again) and you can avoid these little mishaps lol.
But really, its completely unavoidable, and will happen from time to time. best thing to do it just ignore it and keep on tr-uckin ;)
@ShimmerBodyCream2@xanga - I wouldn't call her a whore for publicly blogging about it. But I would call you immature :D
Whore is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet"
Now you might ask what promiscuous means - and that means:
"characterized by or involving indiscriminate mingling or association, esp. having
sexual relations with a number of partners on a casual basis".
I'm pretty sure she only has one, therefore she is not promiscuous and that means not a whore.
It's easy to be big and bad behind a screen.
I would call her maybe brave; this is a dating blogging place after all.
And once again, what's up with the whole 'wait till marriage to have sex'...we all know she'll still queef, and they'll still feel awkward. Me and my boyfriend are not married, it happens to me too and we're comfortable enough to just giggle and laugh about it and continue.
once in a blue moon...what to do but LAFF! unless you are in the heat of passion, then seriously, it won't even be noticed.
funny blog!
we laugh about it. it usually happens after sex.. sometimes i can control it till i get to the bathroom and then i let it all out... he's usually in the bathroom with me and he doesnt seem to mind. he says it's natural so who cares.
Just laugh it off. It happens, but you don't have to make a big deal out of it. I don't think there's any real way to control it other than having very boring, robotic sex that involves little to no movement on either partner's half.
You said you've tried vaginal exercises, but alas Rome wasn't built in a day, and strengthening your pelvic muscles isn't going to happen without more than one or two attempts.
This made me chuckle and you're amazing for even blogging about it!
When you're having sex, and a guy pulls out all the way then puts it back in.. Which of course happens... Air gets pushed inside because of the.. sucking in.. our coochies do when a guy enters us.
Asking him not to pull out as far will help.. I know it helped with the problem me and my boyfriend were having.
I've always feigned ignorance when this has happened. I'm not about to say something that could make a woman self conscious during sex. I also just really don't care.
It's a funny sound but it's nothing nasty, it's just air leaving the vagina... big deal. The sound might be funny but there is nothing embarrassing about it, it doesn't bother me.
@Cest_LaxVie@xanga - It's slang for being a slut. no she's not literally a whore.
Jesus when did datingish become sluttish?
lol wow i never thought that could happen hahaha
but yea, uhm, find a guy whos really cool, and doesnt care about that stuff
@Cest_LaxVie@xanga - yea you go!! =D i hate it when people tell others what to do in a relationship. i mean like, im waiting to have sex, but im not gonna get in anybodys face who doesnt be like me ya know? so hey this response was AWESOME! =D
Lol.....haha...this happen to me, the first time it happened, my bf and I laugh so hard. He didn't believed that my va-jayjay was farting....then we just laugh it off. It did had me curious thou but I guess once a while it would need to let out air too lol. So no big deal
LMAO!! It happens. I don't know about you but it usually happens to me after doing it doggy style *devilish grin* The trick is to move slowly and clench like when you do a keagle exercise while you're switching positions. As long as you move slowly the air only comes out in little bits and it's not loud or embarrassing. At least, that's what works for me.
@ShimmerBodyCream2@xanga - Haha, I know what a whore means and I know how you meant to use it, I just wanted to use the dictionary definition. You said the poster was a whore for publicly talking about
it... slang or not, it's just like when people call someone a whore for having sex,
when a whore / slut is someone who has sex promiscuously. You forgot to think of that part and so I decided to defend the poster.
And it's not nice to call someone a whore - even as a joke or a way of slanging - especially when you don't know them.
Yeah I agree with the commenter above . Just squeeze in as hard as you can and move slowly to the next position. Its waaaay quieter and only you know its happening. Guys don't care though, if they know whats happening.
I don't see the big deal about this..
It's going to happen no matter what.. Be a mature adult, laugh, and move on!
the first time i ever queefed. my boyfriend didn't even say ANYTHING. so we've always just ignored all the queefing and continue. it doesn't ruin our mood at all.