Sunday, 14 February 2010
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Beer, Sex and Sandwiches
There have been a TON of V-Day posts going around. Which is all well and good, my SO and I enjoy reading them and mocking/exalting said post.
A lot of these pertained to what someone and their valentine intended to do on said day. Well, I just wanted to say, it doesn’t matter because mine is going to be better. Unless you’re going to Cedar Point, followed by numerous bars, and ending with a sex romp that embodies Casanova’s entire life, mine will be better.
Last night while lying on my bed watching The Princess Bride, a truly awesome movie, my SO and I were talking about Valentine’s Day and how it was turning up on the blogs. I made a comment about how all the posts tended to more or less the same thing; some romantic flowers, or candy, or dinner, or a handmade such-and-such. Which is fine I suppose, but I’d rather do that for something that matters like a birthday. I then exclaimed “It just seems like a lot of the posts are centered around stuff for women. I should just write a post for a guys perfect Valentine’s. ‘Give a man what he really wants- Beer, porn, and sex’. My SO just got a big smile on my face and said “HEY, WE SHOULD DO THAT!”
By “DO THAT!” she didn’t mean write the post. She meant do that for Valentine’s Day. She wants to get a case of Corona (her choice, I’m not a big fan), hangout in my room, watch some porn, and fuck. Oh and after sex, she wants to order in sandwiches and watch a movie.
Suck on that Hallmark. Yeah, I won’t be buying any little pink and red card with “I Love You This Much!” with some lame picture of a wiener dog with its arms outstretched.
In case you can’t tell. I have an awesome girlfriend and she only continues to impress me. Now, I know what some of you may be thinking “Wow, your gf is totally just doing this as a nice thing for you and you’re not doing ANYTHING for her!” To which, I say “Bullshit”. I’m buying her choice of beer. She’s not a HUGE fan of porn, but she finds it entertaining and I told her I’d narrow it down and she’d make the final decision on what we watch. Then we’re having sex, which I know she’s a fan of. Finally, we’re going to watch Hunt For Red October and order in sandwiches from our respective favorite places. Plus you should have seen the look on her face when I agreed. I think she’s more excited than I am. So this isn’t really a day for her or me, it’s mutual. This is how it should be.
Obviously, everyone’s idea of a perfect Valentine’s Day is different, but I’m going to go ahead and say that this one is pretty amazing. So tell me, how does your Valentine’s Day stack up to mine?
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Beer, shots, mixed drinks, and dancing.
EPIC WIN!
haha Like
congrats, i guess. i never understand why people need a holiday to have good sex though.
i got 4 seasons of ALF..i'm pretty happy about that. i can have booze and/or sex anytime.
Sounds like a perfect Valentine's day to me.
I think they pick wine for romance because beer makes you gassy.
She's a keeper LOL Just I hate beer I prefer bubbly >.> and why watch when you can do? LOLOL
fukin awesome..
@StillNotaPrettyGirl@xanga - We had sex friday and saturday. We weren't using the holiday as a reason. We just wanted to make sure it happened. It was more or less just the overall idea of beer, porn, and sex for Valentine's.
That's pretty awesome.
I'd have to say I prefer my v-day, though. Slept in, with him. Woke up, curled up in bed for a while with each other, had sex, went grocery shopping, ate lunch, had sex, took a nap, curled up together in bed a bit more, then took some time alone to catch up on schoolwork. The only "gifts" that happened today, was that I changed my facebook profile picture to have him featured in it.
It was a perfect, low-key day. <3
You haven't heard of Steak & BJ Day, have you? It's the Valentines for the mens. And both parties get some meat.
@mcmeister89@mancouch - word.
lol good for you!
you guys are a cute couple.
no offense but that kind of sounds like just a normal day. maybe i'm weird, i dunno.
@supaflychikn@xanga - True, but the girlfriend and I don't always watch porn together.
dude, your girlfriend's a keeper, don't fuck up. she wants to do all this AND her favorite beer's corona... damn
Sounds like a plan
sounds like a great time!!
I drank Jim Beam out of the bottle and went snowmobiling with friends.
But as far as couple's stuff goes, that sounds pretty fun and original.
Yeah, my day was pretty shitty.
Maybe you should've fucked her while watching "Red October".
Chicks love the Connery.
What a lucky little shit you are, happy V-day.
I think its kinda hard to top your valentines day dude!!
Valentine's Day with my boyfriend was, wake up at 1:30 pm, breakfast at 3pm, video games, hookah, wine, four course meal with a different wine per course, more hookah and video games, and then sex after we digest. Pretty awesome Valentine's Day. =]
Though.. hookah, wine, video games and sex happen all the time so..
@tips@hardestlevel - Very nicely done. I'd day that's the only one that rivals mine. I mean, sex, beer, and porn happen all the time too. Just not all at once and not with the girlfriend.
Anyways, just wanted to say that things went to plan and that Corona is way more enjoyable when you're getting a blowjob. Actually... what isn't more enjoyable when you're getting a blowjob at the same time?
And I'd like to thank Mancouch for the auto-dual posting. Wasn't sure if they'd like a V-Day submission or not. Glad it made the grade.