Monday, 08 February 2010
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Mr. Ugly Fart: The Date from Hell
This would happen over and over again until she slouched over and nodded for the rest of the remaining time. She was about 18, he was probably around 23 but they sure did have the stifled woman, the swollen chested man (you know, like those birds in the wild) dance down.So there's this young guy at the next table projecting his completely voice like Tim Gunn last night, saying he was ppppprivileged with the gift of laaaaanguage and then ending the rest of the sentence in French.
His date tried to add something but was quickly cut off by who I have since lovingly nicknamed as Mr. Ugly Fart.
Meanwhile, Mike tried to remind me we were on a date of our own.
Yeah well, if I was on that date I would have said excuse me so kindly and went through the kitchen, followed by the back exit, not without ordering the most expensive thing on the menu first. There you go Mr. Faaaancy Pants.
You know how in the format section it asks you if you're, "feeling bold?" I kind of think I should have asked myself that many times when I was younger, wishing I would have clicked on that mental key labeled "bold" and just formatted accordingly.
So what exit excuse would you use if you were on the date from hell?
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Comments (25)
lol. my date from hell? I paid for dinner and made a dash for it. At least I was considerate enough to pick up the tab. <3
uhm... Explosive diahrrea.
Id just say I needed to go home early.
Well I'm engaged so no dates from hell for me but if that had ever happened I would write down what I thought went wrong, (Because I'm mute, not rude and signing isn't for everyone) smile, handing the note to her and would have left the table after paying for my half.
I just say that my foreign parents are strict about curfew and I really have to go because it's getting late. Yup....
Well, in the case of this particular guy I def would have said something along the lines of, "you must enjoy talking to yourself a lot, because that's what you'll be doing right now,' and leave with a big smile.
I dont like beans. Sorry.
I'm lost. lol
And that is why we call it dating ...this guy was a waste of her time...
If i HAD to use an excuse i would just be like, Uh hey ill be right back someone is calling me. and go out side and not come back, otherwise i would wait out the night and at tthe end just explain we were better off as friends
Text a friend to come by the restaurant/venue of date and say that my cat died?
I'd be honest, & Just tell him I'm not very interested. It'd save him humiliation of waiting at the table sulking.
Don't you think?
@HippocreneQueen@xanga - me toO HAHAH ! :d
lol
To be honest, this is the kind of guy that is the controlling and domineering type.
I'd ask my friend to connive with me on this. LOL. I'd probably ask the guy friend to call me and pretend as if he's my dad. :))
What does cutting someone off have to do with being ugly or farting?
This was stupid.
pretend your sick and not feeling well? lol i would do that. or i would stupidly go through with the date haha
haha on blind dates i always have an emergency bail-out call- a friend calls in the middle, so i pick up if the date is going horribly wrong! and i bail her out, too!
haha we're terrible
I'd have enough class to finish the date but I wouldn't go on another one.
I'm not up for hurting people's feelings through rejection in such a harsh way.
@haley1262@xanga - My thoughts exactly. :)
umm the truth?
I would pretend i had an important call XD
and then id have to suddenly leave, and id explain later XD
OR. my nan'd be dying. for the 10th time XD
My date from hell? He took me for sushi and i fail with chopsticks and he pointed out every mistake and stupid thing i did with them. I unfortunately had no chance for an exit excuse since the venue was small there was no where i could dash without being seen, plus he took me to a place i had never been before, i would have gotten lost and he would have probably found me searching for the exit.
Seriously I would just stand up and leave. If he followed me, I would say "We're not ever going to work, your ego is this big and your social skills are this big (gesticulating a large size for the ego and a small size for the social skills). So thanks, but see ya."