The minute I got the text from my GF asking me "how do you get rid of wax on your skin?" I knew I was in for a laugh. But before that could happen, I told my friend to get some baby oil and get to work.
So it turns out her SO suggested that they shave each other's beavers and neither of them were very crafty or good at following directions. Unfortunate for my friend, she went first. Apparently the wax had cooled off and instead of coming off on the strip of cloth, it was still stuck to her bush. They tried washing it off, shaving it off, applied more wax and close to taking off a layer of skin. Finally she broke down in tears and called for help.
I'm flattered she thought of me, but then again, I think it's because she knows I have more mishaps than any sane person she knows. To make her feel better, I told her what my first time waxing experience was like and let's just say I leave it to the professionals now. Hanging around bare-ass and spread eagle while googling "wax removal" is traumatic enough. Having to explain to your date why you have bald spots on your v-jay with a straight face is enough to make you want to change your name and face and move to another state.
She was really pissed off at her bf in the beginning because of what happen and how she's itching down below with a serious case of crabs. But I've calmed her down enough to make her realize they were both at fault for not A) reading the instructions carefully and B) for not trying it out on the leg first.
Have you and your SO ever tried waxing each other? Was it a happy outcome or was it a disaster like my friend's experience?
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Failure to wax properly gave her crabs?!?!
Ditto to LupusInvictus@xanga ! waxing failure led to her getting crabs?? I don't get it! Didi they wax because they both had crabs or did he just happen to get them elsewhere and then give them to her post wax?
@LupusInvictus@xanga - I think what the post is saying is that the BF gave her crabs and so they tried to wax to fix it?
...why not shave and buy some lice shampoo? Haha.
and that folks, is why i shave.
waxing would be a good way to limit the chances of having crabs (since they wouldn't have any hair shafts to latch on to)... so at least they made one semi-good decision.
next time they should get it treated properly, and then have professionals (or a razor) take care of the hair removal to prevent it from happening again....
no way in HELL!
LMFAO! that's all i gotta say!
Gross, I hope I don't sleep with anyone who's got crabs. D:,
I haven't tried it with him! I imagine something like the situation with your friend would occur though..
I was eating a cracker while reading this. Then I laughed. Now I have cracker in my keyboard. lol.
that sucks.
nope. I don't even trust myself to wax my beaver. I'm too clumsy. I just shave. the guy should shave his pubes, too, because bacteria can take refuge in there and multiply haha can't believe I actually said that
trusting a guy to wax me = no way, that is like beaver suicide. don't share the wax container or else crabs and other contagious things might spread.
Wow.
It's hard to respond to this lol. I say leave it to the professionals. And if you get it done regularly enough it hardly hurts anymore.
Why is the title of this "What's the Sitch with the Itch"? I thought it was going to be about yeast infections or something.
So yes, she has crabs or no she's just itching because she's got wax stuck to herself?
Also, maybe you should proofread a bit more before you post, the second paragraph says they were going to shave then goes on to talk about the wax cooling off. Waxing and shaving are not at all the same, one is gonna be waaay more painful than the other
lol I just can't imagine letting some strange waxer-person do it.
i'd rather just keep to myself.
Hilarious. We've never attempted or even thought of that, but it's an interesting proposal.
I shave. I've only been waxed once (my eyebrows) and I cried. It's enough evidence for me to just keep on shaving daily instead of immense pain on the most important part of my body.
I thought this post was going to be about yeast infections :/
Good grief, what kind of person agrees to wax with their SO? Is that supposed to be some kind of bonding activity?? Does he insert her tampons too? Some things are better kept private!
There's professionals for a reason! Plus, how do you do that with your SO? I don't think I could ever be that comfortable to share an experience such as that. =T
@cherryluva7@xanga - LOL
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - LOL...beaver suicide! I have a mental image of a beaver with a razor...
funny thing me and my bf thought of this....good thing we didnt go with the plan :::pheww:::
LOL! Literally! LOL.
lol; hilarious... :P