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Now for an unpleasant, but necessary topic...
The aroma of love can be defined by many scents, some more pleasant than others.
For instance, a friend of mine is always boasting about the art of the "dirty ball blowjob." As a basketball coach by day and bouncer by night, he sometimes he has to forgo the shower and rely on the double pits to chesty Axe move before going to his second job. And on more than one occasion, he has ended up with a lady friend at the end of the night. But somehow, when things start to get serious, the serious odor coming from his nether regions has yet to stop him from getting what he wants... the dirty ball blowjob. I simply cannot wait for the day when a girl runs away repulsed by the smell of his sweaty, unwashed junk.
Genital odor is an unfortunate fact of nature. And ladies, let's not pretend that you don't think about it too. Nobody wants the word on the street to be: Expect a fish dinner when you go out with [insert your name here.] As much as we all try to keep it clean, no one smells like roses all the time.
Or do you?
So the question today is... have you ever gone down on your SO, only to be hit with a wave of nausea at the scent of their private parts? Have you ever broken up with someone solely because you couldn't stand the smell of their junk? And don't worry, we won't judge you. That's a completely plausible reason.
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Ha! If I can tell someone is dirty then I am NOT going to put their genitals near my mouth. I am not even doing anything sexual with them. As for me, I am not naive and aware of nature. I take a shower before getting hot and heavy as they say. Sometimes, we have to set the mood, again.
Way to make Kim Kardashian look even more skanky. Now when I see her on television, I am going to remember this topic.
I have had this happen to me, and I got up and told him to go wash his shit. In fact it is now something I always do when I am with a man. Go shower before getting into bed with me. It is what I expect a gentlemen to do, and if he don't I will tell him to.
In my opinion, if my boyfriend cannot be bothered to clean himself, then I cannot be bothered with giving him a bj. ^_^
Personally, if I knew I was anything less than perfectly clean, I wouldn't let anyone near my nether regions.
But for some reason, my boyfriend does not have the same scruples.
Ug, I hate it when a girl smells of Sugar Puffs down there. Actually I just heard about some new mints called 'Linger' which a girl eats and they make her nether regions constantly fresh. True story.
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Honestly if I didn't have time to shower I would be too self conscious to let anyone near me. And the same principle applies to me. If you want some blow, you better keep it clean down below.
I've had this happen to me as well, and I had been dating this guy for a long time, so I was comfortable enough with him to tell him to clean it up if he wanted me to go down. It's disrespecful and a definite mood-killer if you're dirty. I'm always nice and clean before getting into bed with my SO, so do the same for me.
yeah, i'm going to associate kim k. with bad crotch smells now. lol.
my stance is genitals don't belong near mouths.
In MOST cases (not all) if the guy looks clean, such as his hair is never oily, and his clothes don't look unwashed, then he's probably clean down below as well. Hygiene is extremely important to me. My ex-boyfriend was afraid of germs and so he always smelled like soap. The guy I'm with now doesn't really smell like anything, except awesomeness, haha. :)
A little bit of body odor is to be expected if someone didn't shower an hour ago, and I just deal with it. If it's bad, though, I won't give him a blow job. I think that's only happened once in our four years together, so he's good at keeping himself clean. I appreciate that, and I give him the same courtesy.
I'm wondering why Kim Kardashian is the picture you guys chose..
But my boyfriend was a football player in high school and he would try to get me to go down on him, but it would stink b/c of all the sweat and i've let him know that it's not the best smell and therefore i'm not gonna torture myself.
personally, if i spent the whole day out and about i'm not gonna even let a guy touch me down there. i remember once after cheering for a basketball game while i was talking to a basketball player, he wanted to eat me out. i was like are you crazy?? do you know how much i've sweated? and I had'nt howered since that morning and i refused to let him get anywhere near my vagina. but that's just me. I know there are odors down there, but there's limits to how much i can take and how much i'm willing to let a guy take.
I think once I went down too soon after he pee'd and there was a little 'taste' but no smell. I don't really go down to smell what my SO's junk.
Other then that we stay pretty clean.
Shower every week or two.
;p
i have low tolerance for body odor that i don't even like standing next to them, and let alone put that in my mouth. no way.
i wouldn't let my SO go down there if i know i skunked. that's why i like to keep myself clean and in good hygiene.
Everyone has genital odor. Blame mother nature!!!! But if you have a poor hygiene problem and don't wash down there often...then thats your problem....
well, there's always the alternative...
@Utoppia - I wonder why no one else has said this yet...
There is actually female deodorant for down there, it's a little capsule and you take it out the wrapper and deposit it inside you. Then, over the course of about 30 minutes it melts from the body heat inside you and drips out. It smells like flowers, or sometimes really good laundry detergent. And yes, I have used it before. The only downside is that it leaks out, so I suggest using it BEFORE taking a shower. Secondly, one time I put it in a little before seeing a guy. Apparently it hadn't completely melted and dissolved, and little white things were all over his dick. I had to explain (which is kinda embarassing, we females don't want men knowing these kind of secrets!) to keep from seriously freaking him out.
You can find them in the women's section near all the tampons, pregnancy tests, and femine products LADIES.
@aznsam999@xanga - What is that supposed to mean?
@LoveYouToDeath16@xanga - um, what else? vaginal sex. :P
AND THATS WHAT UP! I WILL HURT FEELINGS, AND HAVE. I AM A BI 31, FEMALE, AND WITH CHICS, I ALWAYS GIVE THEM A SPOT/FINGER CHECK, WAY BEFORE I GET HER HOME, I KEEP ULTRA CLEAN, AND WANT NOTHING LESS. STAY PREPARED FOR THE LADIES, SHOW SOME CLASS, ITS NOW WHAT YOU DO ITS HOW. AND IF YOU GET TO MY BED, & I SENSE THAT RANCID SMELL, YOU HAVE GOT TO GO.
MEN- YOU ARE CHALLENGED BY NATURE, BUT WE KEEP YOU AROUND MAINLY FOR YOUR UNIQUE EQUIPMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT. AND MOST MEN EXIST JUST TO HAVE SEX, PLAN SEX, DOMINATE BY SEX, , ETC.. (YOU THINK WITH THE SMALLEST HEAD 90% OF THE TIME-for the simple men:) If I bless a man and he actually gets to where i can breathe that region, you will be well prepared!
You solve this problem by showering together. :P I've done that more than once, for sure.
@LoveYouToDeath16@xanga - You could also use FPS.... it's kinda the same thing but in a spray.
Lmao. My boyfriend is an incredibly clean person, lucky me. He always takes a complete shower right before I come over. :P
This never happens to me. My guy showers daily. He's almost too clean(he even washes his hair twice every time he showers). If, however, I haven't showered in a while or the bathroom "called" I don't want him anywhere more south than my hips. Just hygienic that way. :P