Do you know someone who can turn anything you say into a sexual innuendo? Well I certainly do and,...oh wait...I'm one of them. But even for me, I know that's just what it is. Flirty words with no actions behind it. Unfortunately, my
galpal-V found out the hard way.
There's this guy who's been showing interest in her so their friends are trying to hook them up. Anyway, they all go out for happy hour after work and after a few hours and a few margaritas, galpal-V said she had a sudden craving for a banana. Other people join in and ask did she mean a sundae? Ice cream? A muffin? Nope, galpal-V just wanted the fruit banana. Anyway, when she excused herself to use the bathroom, the guy who was interested in her followed her in and when she told him he's in the wrong bathroom, he shuts the door and said "I got a banana for you" and unzips his pants and whips out his junk. She bursts out laughing and asked him "what the hell are you doing?" He stops smiling, looks befuddled, turns beet red, puts his junk back where it belongs and leaves.
Later that night, she gets a text from him apologizing and begging her to not tell the rest of the group. Galpal-V said no prob but asked him why he did what he did. He told her that he thought she was hinting at him when she started talking about craving for a banana and then got up to go to the bathroom. "Dude,...sometimes a banana is just a banana".
When she told me (I'm in a different circle of friends), I laughed my ass off but realize how embarrassing it must have been for that guy considering they travel in the same circle of friends. She asked me if this has ever happen to me before because she knows I'm constantly turning other people's words into sexual innuendos. Lucky for me, the answer is no. She's just glad it happened in a group and not a one on one date. How are you suppose to react to something like that?
Anyone else experienced something similar when people take what you say out of context?
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that's fucking hilarious.
HAHHAHAHA.. How embarrassing. I knew someone who would always add "If you know what I mean" to everything everyone says. Since that simple addition will make juust about ANYTHING dirty.
It was funny, but got so annoying, and I was like... IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?!
yeah, people have done that to me before.
i was talking to my coach the day after one of our track meets when i said "i like it when people scream at me while i run, that's what gets me going." my coach (being 22 going on 12) gets wide eyes and starts laughing at me. not as good as your story, but meets the criteria lol.
LOL. LAWLAWLAWL.
That's all I can say. This post is full of lulz.
hahahahaha ... oh at first i was like wtf! (i've heard stories of guys take WAY more advantage of that situation...) but, aww, he was all embarrassed! that's just funny.
@shillykins - lol, my friends and i used to do this thing where we would add "sexually" to the end of everything.
ie "this homework is so hard....sexually." we didn't do it all the time though.
I have had people jokingly take what I say out of context but never to the point where they act upon it (thank goodness). That's pretty hillarious I might add.
@soyeahthatswhathappened@xanga - It's funny but when my friend would just keep doing it when we were trying to be serious, I was like ahhmahhgawd. Hahaha. Isn't it funny how ANYTHING can be turned into something sexual?
@shillykins - yeah it is haha, except when it's all the time, like you said. "that's what she said" is really worn out now because too many people use it for everrrrything.
WOW!
he's DUMB!
But hilarious!
Nothing like that has ever happened to me. I'm the one who makes the jokes about stuff like that.
:p
haha i'm always the one that's insanely literal, so even if a girl was trying to hit on me with some weird innuendos like...i dont even know any haha, but we usually end up having a conversation about the literal topic rather than the innuendo...x_x
HAHAHA I'm kind of like you - turning things people say into sexual innuendos!!! And like you, thank goodness, that has never happened to me.
But then... something to a lesser extent has happened a few times before lol.
O_O LMAO!!!!
"I got a banana for you..." lmao! Best post in a while...
My best friend and I could pretty much make anything sound dirty. And I know a few people who use "that's what she said" surprisingly well. A lot of times people say it and it's just stupid, but I definitely know some people who make it hilarious.
omg that's amazing... hahahaa.. well i once wrote on my facebook status, "i need help using LaTeX" (LaTeX is an engineering program to code math and engineering problems). so for my non-engineering friends, they all asked me if i didn't know how to use a condom. -___-
although my story isn't as funny as this. lol
I do it all the time. Even my girlfriend goes along with me. It's much more fun that way. Of course, I keep it to myself depending on who I'm around.
I would have say the same thing as the guy, but I don't think I would have whipped my junk out. Because you know, some witty comeback can come in the form of: "I asked for a banana, not a plantain."
how unbelievably immature can you be?
Brilliant post - this could be my blog!
http://plentymorefishoutofwater.blogspot.com/
I have turned a few things to dirty jokes before, just to be funny and good-natured. Never got me in trouble so far. But if I ever actually whip out my cock to compliment that innuendo, that would be it. Heh! I'd keep the dirty innuendo for the jokes, if I were him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA dear lord.
guys are so stupid sometimes....and incredibly cocky.
to even assume that she wanted HIS banana. wow.
hahaha great story...and i love how, despite the guy wanting to keep the whole incident under wraps, he is now famous on the interwebz.
@TheNotoriousGOD@xanga - right? i hear the guy didn't even actually do anything, because of his christian beliefs, or former beliefs, i don't even know. he's too honest, i think. you can't be a sincere person these days.
lol; thanks, needed that laugh.
That's actually a really funny story. I just can't believe that if they had never gone that far before (which obviously they didn't) that he would believe she would randomly change her mind and decide the right moment is then and there, and even worse - in a public bathroom.
People these days...