Saturday, 30 January 2010
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Lame Yet Funny Pick-Up Lines: You Know You Love Them
I love being a part of the 21+ crowd. Why? Because of the men I meet at bars. They are HILARIOUS with their pick-up lines. Granted, I'm sure that they realize that what they're saying is completely ridiculous. But hey, man. If they can make me laugh, it's all worth sitting through in the end.
Here is the best pick up line that I've experienced so far:
Random Guy: Hey, beautiful. You know, I was planning on starting my own social networking site.
Me: Oh, yeah? That's cool.
Random Guy: Yeah. It'll basically be a mixture of Myspace and Facebook.
Me: That should be interesting.
Random Guy: Oh, it will be. But the question is: are you going to be the first one on myFACE?Ladies, do you have any memorable pick-up lines to share? And men, do you feel the need to shower women with pick-up lines to break the ice? If so, which ones?
Happy picking-up, everyone.
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Lol that was basically stolen from a stand up comedian.
lol that's too funny :]
I am a fan of pick up lines. Not that they ever work... but, still a fan nonetheless.
I thought this one would be fun to use and determine whether the girl is worth your time or not.
"I am the Key Master. Are you the Gate Keeper?"
@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Lol Ghostbusters!?!! I swear, if some guy used a pickup line from Ghostbusters, Star Trek, Planet of the Apes or any decent movie/TV franchise/video game, I would be all theirs. Well...probably not, but I would have a lot of respect for them. :)
@auspicious_affliction@xanga - Heh, I'll be sure to let you know how it goes over when I head to the bars next weekend when I turn 21.
@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Hahahaa excellent. You should just come to Canada, drinking age is 19. :)
Haha okay that has probably got to be the best one I've EVER heard.
@auspicious_affliction@xanga - That's what I've heard. I do have friends in Toronto and I'd like to see Neil Young's boyhood home in Manitoba and that's close enough that I could use it as excuse to go to Duluth, Minnesota and Hibbing to visit Bob Dylan's childhood haunts.
my favorites are "if i told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" and "do you sleep on your stomach at night? ..if not can i?"
i heart cheesy pick up lines. >.<
@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Bob Dylan <3 <3. Hahaha screw that, British Columbia. There are mountains and stuff here. Ocean...Olympics, whatever. Vancouver is amazing. I do want to visit Toronto though, eventually.
@pattylovescupcakes@xanga - The first one's my favorite too! :)
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
lol
AHAHS that is TOO cheesey xD
@k_lewey@xanga - LOL thats awful.
Ive got some skittles in my pants, wanna taste the rainbow?
hahahaha xD favorite.
LOL I love it.
@Utoppia - poor grandma! lol.
@k_lewey@xanga - OMG.
not a fan of pickup lines. they are so cheesy that I don't laugh but scoff at them in an annoyed way. I prefer if he was just stroking my ego and tell me that I'm the hottest girl there
I usually get black men saying, "hey cutie" or something smooth, no memorized pick up lines. if he is cute, I'll be so nervous that I'll giggle even before he says his pick up line
That's so funny.
Pickup lines are lame, but they're funny to listen to. :)
i used to work at a bookstore, and i was ringing up this really hot girl's items and i got this genius idea :P
i pointed the little laser thing over her scanning her for a barcode (and obviously nothing beeped in) and i proceeded to say "wow, im checking you out and you are priceless!"
i dont really do the whole cheesy pickup lines thing, but that was original and i couldnt not. she laughed and thought it was cute :P
hahahaha that's a very clever pick up line, corny but funny.
LOL. Sometime they're cute for trying.
@tykazowsky@xanga - WOW! That's really cute! :))
pick-up lines are really corny but you can't really say it's not funny! :))