Tuesday, 26 January 2010
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What To Do When Your Professor is Sexy
Imagine: It's the first day of the semester. You've finally found your 10 a.m. classroom and take a seat. As the time to begin approaches, you hear a throat clear from the front of the room. The professor faces the class to speak when- Oh my, is he (/she) gorgeous. Nothing coming out of their mouth is registering with you because you're too busy thinking of other things.. of the inappropriate sort.
Fear not! I have devised a list of what to do to ensure you to focus! (On the subject, not the professor's hot body.)
5. Take Notes!
Even if the material won't be on the test. Try to write in cursive if you usually write in print and vice-versa. Highlight the main ideas. Keep busy with your notebook. You'll soak up the information while keeping your eyes elsewhere.4. Avoid the front row.
You'll make eye-contact, get caught in the moment, and before you know it you'll be nodding your head at his (/her?) every word and laughing too loudly at the slightest hint of humor. Bad move. Instead, pick a seat in the middle and paraphrase the lecture in your own words to yourself. Your mind will for sure stay occupied.3. Don't check if they have a Facebook.
If they're between the ages of 25 and 45, they probably do. If you insist on being friends, save adding them on any social networking website until after the final exam has been graded. (Although I don't recommend befriending them at all.)2. Realize that you don't know them.
Sure, you know their name, where they earned a degree, and what reading materials they recommend, but you don't know how they act outside of a professional atmosphere.1. Remind yourself that nothing will come of this!
You are a student. Your professor is paid to talk to you. Don't mistake friendly advising and flirty advancing. Don't spend an excessive amount of time in his/her office and remember that your tuition is non-refundable for failing a class. You paid money to be there, get your learn on. (:Have you ever had a sexy professor? Did you pass the course?
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Comments (84)
rofl I'd hate that.
i've never had one as a teacher, but there is one in our school. I kind of feel bad for him, because I'm pretty sure he knows that all the girls think he's hot, and that is probably awkward for him. but great tips! I need to tell some of my friends this!
school girl crush. It's okay, many pass their classes thanks to that. It's all about how you look at the situation. What is the end result?
my soccer coach was sooooo hot - it was so hard to practice with him, unless you were being used as a demo that day ;)
# 6 - realize that you could become super famous if you're under 18 [just like the whole Mary Kay Letroneu thing].
after I finished my math class in college, my math professor asked me out [I was 18 at the time, but he thought I was older].I said no, but I just thought I'd share.
Assuming the student is 18, why can't a student and teacher date after the class ends?
what if you have sex WITH your professor... =O scandalish indeed! lol
and ive had a HOT teachers assistant before...the whole school was inlove with her lol!
i have a thing for a few professors haha. i flirt with them more than i should
there was an incident regarding a student stalking an instructor.
never had a crush on a professor. they were mostly hairy, old and ugly
I'm not a lesbian but the female teachers at my school were mostly old and fat, some were young and pretty but rarely. there was this korean lady teacher who was only 25. they don't dress up like the girl in that pic
the young male teachers at my school were creepy. I caught this young science teacher checking out this girl's butt. I didn't crush on any professors. I crushed on my fellow classmates. I'd stare at the cute guy sitting close to me
Ahah xP.
I saved that picture to my computer.
Office hours are your new best friend sexy ambitions can equal good grades...is all i'm saying!
i have two this semester. i'm easily distracted.. so it's very difficult to pay attention.
i LOVE hot professors. they make me learn better because i am always there & always listening
Not a professor (I am a mathematics and
managerial science major and a huge majority of the professors for them are men, if i did
have a sexy lady professor I wouldn't fall asleep as much), but a high
school teacher.
One of my biotech teachers was gorgeous! Ahhh almost forgot about her. Too much daydreaming...not enough biotech going on that semester.
one of my profs last year was really good-looking (or so the girls said). he's only 26. i see him at the clubs regularly. once i even offered to wing for him--he did pretty well that night =)
This is easy. Keep your head down, take notes, and leave the classroom quickly once it's over. Then go do whatever homework you have.
I never had any thing for a teacher untill last year, there was my English 101 teacher (who was a grad student)... First crush on a teacher. She was cool.
haha yes. His sexiness motivated me to ruin the curve ;)
Fortunately, I don't have a sexy professor, it is pointless to have one, it might only pull me back...
Love this post (: I had a few sexy professors. I passed all my courses. And I slept with a few of them. LOL
@thealchemist123@xanga - ah, could be true too lol~ It depends on people...