Friday, 22 January 2010

  • "Maybe I Should Invest in a Van"



    My wife and I had a moment of passionate kissing while I was pulling up into the crowded grocery story parking lot.

    I glanced toward the back of my car and muttered, "I wish we had more room back there."

    She laughed, and said something to the effect of, "You're not getting any in a parking lot this crowded!"

    To which I replied, "All right then, next time we buy a car, we get one with tinted windows."

    "Oh," she said, "So you'll be making your car purchase based on its sex-friendliness?"

    We laughed about that, and for the rest of the day made jokes about how we would go to the auto dealer and ask to "try out" their latest models to see if they were right for us.  It gives a whole new meaning to the term "test drive."

    In all seriousness, though, we've never really tried much car sex.  Neither my wife nor I are short people, and most back seats simply aren't long enough for us.  If we're doing anything more involved than oral, it takes an SUV with the back seat folded down. 

    There was a car-sex-while-driving scene in this Charlie Sheen movie.  Charlie Sheen played this escaped prisoner who takes a girl hostage, and then they have this hours-long car chase, during which the girl (Kristy Swanson) ends up falling for Charlie.  I think it was called The Chase.  Anyway, Kristy Swanson and Sheen have a while-driving cowgirl-position sex scene.  I wish I knew what model car that was, because when I'm driving I only have about seven inches' clearance between the bottom of the steering wheel and me.

    Maybe I should invest in a van...

    [Edit:]  Oh, hey, an informative video!




    Anyone have any good experiences with car sex?  Any tips, cautions, caveats?

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