Friday, 22 January 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FMLToday I got fired from my job. The reason? My boss didnt't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (19)
The last one...hahaha
Hahaha, love the Viagra one. That's gotta suck!
Haha. I love FML.
I love the last one! :D
The fourth one... is simply... disturbing. Wow.
Wow, especially the one with dad's sex convo. Gag.
To the person who wrote #4: Good Lord, run!
The last one... hahaha. What a prank.
hahaha 1 and 5
Poor girl for #3, and #5 is absolutely hilarious.
Aww hahaha the second to last one was hilarious. Sucks ass to have experienced the last. hahaha
HAHAHAHAH THE LAST ONE. the others not so much
Last one is devilishly funny.
surprisingly good ones this week!
Oh damn. lmao.
LOL at the last one.
looool its so funny espicialy the last one
oh man.. LOL yes i'm late
hmmm, meh.