Friday, 15 January 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FMLToday, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FMLHappy Friday!
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Comments (15)
lol
I don't feel that bad for people that things like number 4 happen to. Other than double-checking the number before I hit send, most phones have a nifty thing where they display the name of the person you're texting above your typed out message (while you're still typing it).
@AnonymousBlonde@xanga - If that happens to me I hurry and cancel sending it.
@Fairywife@xanga - that's the same exact thing I do when I slip up hah.
lol first and fourth one
Haha, these are really funny. Nice post.
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Never gets old
Go to the actual site. The comments are sometimes much funnier than the ACTUAL FML
lmao @ #4, wow...see this is why you should check the name around 5 or 6 times before you hit "send."
FML anyday, allday, everyday.
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. HAHAHAHAHHA
LOL!!!!!
haaa!
text messages lol!