Friday, 08 January 2010
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
Today, my fiance and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FMLToday, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kids menu and colored for the half hour before our food came and and didn't talk to me at all. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (17)
I shuddered at the strawberry allergy one... that had to be horrendous.
the 4th and 5th one are funny. hahahaa.. childish men.. or rather, boys. xP
If there are crayons and paper available at a restaurant, I color, too. Sometimes if there's just a paper placemat, I'll pull out a pen from my bag and start doodling. At one particular Mexican restaurant, I drew a really awesome cartoon on the back of my placemat. The waitress laughed so hard, and she hung it up on the wall near the hostess desk. :P Someone later stole it, though.
But I wouldn't do it on a first date.
#1 ... they didnt get CAUGHT?!? my mom would be all up on that shit!
the second one, well that persons life really sucks, and the 5th one - hilarious.HAHAHaaa!
hahaha the last two are cute. except i'd be pissed if i were in the girls' shoes.
Number two sounds like something I'd do, if I had a cleaner that is. It would be my attempt to make her want me.
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hahahaha at the text message one. THAT IS A GREAT IDEA...though childish :)
Wow, I'd be so mad about the text message one..lol.
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I love the last one.
HAHA planting a condom wrapper. that's really sad...
Hahahaahahahaaaa genius :')
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I don't like any of them this week except the third one. xD
the third one.. seriously fhl. poor guy.
funny.